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When fandom goes too far

I’m a sports fan. Not really a shocking statement. I also enjoy coffee, beer and steak. WOO! Mind blowing revelations! So yeah, sports. Good stuff. Entertaining. But there comes a limit when fandom ends and reality has to enter the equation, or you’re just a complete fucking loon. There are a lot of complete fucking

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Attention parents at Toys R Us…

Okay, not all of you deserve that. But some of you are complete and utter failures, and I hate the fact that you exist. Let’s paint a little picture for everyone. I’m at Toys R Us, doing some Christmas shopping. Yes, I’ve started…I actually started a week ago. It beats the shit out of waiting

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When board games go wrong

Time for a rant! I realize that I’ve generally been pretty effusive with my praise and positivity when discussing board games. Outside of a few games I mentioned during the blog challenge that were disappointing, things haven’t been bad at all. And that’s probably a little weird coming from me. Thanks to Battles of Westeros,

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Apparently I’m a Somebody?

Well, my fantasy football team is 3-5 and pretty much done (as usual, the team I chose to chronicle is the one whose season went down the shitter). Work continues to be a Hellish nightmare, as everyone panics and tries to change the way things are done without any sort of plan being put in

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How to run for office : Herman Cain edition

The run up to the 2012 Presidential Election is well under way in the States, and Republican hopeful Herman Cain just released a new ad that’s…well, it’s interesting.   He’s right, it truly IS the start of a campaign like nobody has ever seen. And I have questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS. Why did they seemingly

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Northern Horde – Week 7

Last week resulted in a much needed win, with a solid 194.99 – 165.28 win. Instrumental in that win was Fred Jackson…who is on a bye week this week. What to do?! Buffalo kicker Rian Lindell and the Cincinnati defense (that’s a long, but great, band name) are both also on a bye. So out

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Battlefield to the max, yo!

Thanks to Shaun for pointing this one out. What’s this one? The ultimate (and possible only) full FPS simulator, cooked up by The Gadget Show. And by FPS, I mean First Person Shooter. And if you don’t know that or what that is…uhhh…you may be at the wrong site. I believe the blog you were

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Week 7 – Reckoning

Oof. To say last week was abysmal would be an understatement. To call a 212.98 – 104.5 loss a beat down of epic proportions would be an understatement. He had more guys on his roster score more than 20 than I had guys score more than 9. I had 2 guys finish in the negative

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Northern Horde Week 5 and the Screw-up of Doom

Week 4 was a positive, as the Horde pulled off a 193.78 – 170.08 win to even our record at 2-2. This week sees us face the 1-3 Drunken Armadillos, the only team beneath me in the standings. It also sees me face my own enormous cluster fuck of a mistake in roster building…but more

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Greatest movie ever? We have a contender!

Thanks to Chad for pointing out a video that showed a clip of this. Because this…this is almost indescribably awesome. Almost. This is 3 Dev Adam. It’s one of those ridiculously weird Turkish movies. It features a bizarre version of Spiderman…as the VILLAIN. Yes, the villain. Apparently, Spidey’s radioactive spider bite turned him pure goddamn

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