After exposing all of you to the sheer horror that is Rebecca Black’s Friday, I feel it’s only fair to also share a couple of…alternate versions of said songs. Woah, put those pitchforks and torches away! These are different. First off, we have Gang Fight. Basically, how the insipid lyrics to the original would be

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I’ve been messing around with Google Analytics and checking out some of the bizarre search terms that have brought people to this blog. February 27 – “bloody bed” – This one only hung around for 6 seconds, so I guess he/she was disappointed at the lack of menstrual porn they found here? – I did

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A few examples of what I’m referring to : We are experts! We have a chart! We drew graphics! HA! Irrefutable, because we have appointed ourselves experts in the field of smartness! "We want to help!"…by offering no technical, economic or business background whatsoever. Yes, companies often flock to nothingness… Awwww…are my tweets inciting a

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You may remember that the topic of my father’s at times…interesting takes on food came up during last summer’s blogging challenge. Little did I realize that it would take until now for that subject to be covered again. Really, I’m more astounded than anyone else! But return it has. The main meal itself was actually

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More specifically, Taiwan News. These are the crazy bastards who keep coming up with hilariously weird animated interpretations of news events. They first popped up with their Sims-ish version of what really happened to Tiger Woods. Later ‘episodes’ dived more deeply in to the surreal pool, as they looked at things like the rise of

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Yes indeed, I have waded through sites linking to every single goddamn one of them just so that you people don’t have to. And also because it gives me material for a quick and easy post with a lot of embedded videos. Yet again, the number of ads that seemed completely out of place considering

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Their upcoming game (Bulletstorm) might look to be an obnoxious exercise in “XTREME" games written by a pack of 13 year old boys, but this is goddamn funny. It’s meant to be a serious shot through the bow of Call of Duty, but it really lampoons essentially any mass market ‘real world’ shooter franchise in

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Everyone has had some weird Twitter bot pop up as a response to something they’ve typed in. Seriously, I’ve had everything from a Tommy Wiseau bot (“Oh hai, Cliff!”) to a coffee bot to a hippo bot appear in my feed. I once started getting spammed by an Egyptian news and tourism bot after posting

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First off, credit to Sean Woods for digging up this fantastic video. It really is quite a delightful discovery and I’m happy to see that when it comes to sharing the really good shit, the consortium is still in full effect yo. So yes, the video! Apparently it’s based on a computer game. A really

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Sick as fuck right now, but I wanted to post something…and this is it. Jesus – The Revenge.     At the very least, the dude who illustrated that needs to do a graphic novel. Oh, and we’re one step closer to Jesus : The Game becoming reality. Ah yes…ah yes…