This is most definitely post worthy. Watch as a cup of coffee is spilled during a BP board meeting. What to do? WHAT…TO…DO?! Maybe they can come up with a crazy plan for fixing the problem…BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
Note to self…coffee from Halliburton is apparently inherently evil and prone to spillage…
And then we have this gem. Ralph Macchio decided to have a little fun at his own expense, and made a fake documentary about himself trying to become a badass to resurrect his career. IT’s pretty damn funny.
Wait a minute…I said spammer, and that’s a picture of a spanner. Those are totally different words! HILARIOUS! AHAHAHA! There…expectations lowered enough that success is more likely. Fiendish. Actually, it’s time for everyone’s favourite game (if we completely exclude video games, board games, word games and every other aspect of fun known to man), mocking spam! No, not THAT kind of Spam. Oh, I am a CARD…and that card is a JOKER. I’m now [...]
Left 4 Dead was a good game. Left 4 Dead 2 was a great game. They added melee weapons, new types of Special Infected, and all kinds of new shit. They also added Nick. Each game has 4 characters you can play as. One of the characters in the sequel is Nick. He’s a smarmy, selfish, insulting bastard who does nothing but curse, complain and insult. Frankly, it’s like I’m in the game. And with [...]
So yeah, a warning…KIDS SHOULD NOT SEE THIS. On second though, if you’re letting a kid see ANY of the material I put out here, you’re a really shitty parent…or a minimum wage babysitter who’s too busy going through mom’s jewelry box to care what junior’s up to. Anyway, to Uganda, where Pastor Martin Ssempa lives. Now, Martin is actually a pretty good guy. He’s very vocal in the fight against HIV/AIDS, speaking before the [...]
The entire basis for this post is this crazy mofo on the drums. The guy is quite possibly from an alien culture where drumming is much more advanced than what we normally see here. Bizarre histrionics, plenty of needless stick swinging and some of the strangest styles of play in the long history of man hitting stuff cause it makes noise. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be shocked and awed. I’d imagine they can [...]
A video combining all the best bits of LARPing and the classic Nativity story. Thanks (or blame) go to Chad for bringing this delight to my attention. And secondly, anyone who has ever spent time in the Sci-Fi or Fantasy sections of a bookstore knows that those sectors seem to have been targeted by every producer of bad cover art to ever exist. I have found a site that collects and shares only the [...]
Yes, it’s true. This has never previously happened to me. I know, that’s probably a bit astounding to those of you who visit here regularly (at least I tell myself that you exist…). What with my incredibly foul mouth, snarky nature and the enjoyment I get from truly biting in to someone (figuratively, not literally. I mean, sure, there was that one time, but I had rabies…really!), I should have been banned from DOZENS of [...]
For once, such a ridiculous conversion of game to movie isn’t really happening. However, having seen this promo about the secret world of Tetris block pilots, I sort of wish it was. All that it’s really missing is a liquored up rambling Orson Welles. And honestly, would such a movie be any worse than Super Mario Bros.? Or Double Dragon? Street Fighter? These guys have done a number of other fake promo vids which are [...]
Many a celebrity has shilled various products. Most of them don’t seem to have used said product by the case prior to doing the commercial. Orson Welles is not most. Here’s some out takes of an absolutely fucking blitzed Orson Welles doing a commercial for champagne. He’s a rambling, babbling mess. He’s clearly been getting to know the product for quite some time. If only he had been drunk while doing the voice [...]
Looking for some sort of agenda to hitch their wagons to later this year, Republicans decided the best way to come up with a policy is to just ask people what they want. So they’ve created a site to allow just that called America Speaking Out to allow the nation to share their views*. *Republican Party makes absolutely no promise to seriously consider any offered suggestions. Really, we’re just humouring you and hoping that some [...]
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