In today’s Edmonton Journal was a story about Cowboys & Aliens, specifically the fact that the writer of the script is a local. Now, you COULD read that here…or you could find the real scoop about this shit on the Violent Aggression website. Take a look at #7. Posted June 30th of last year. Who’s ahead of the curve? A bunch of beer swilling, foul mouthed malcontent motherfuckers who spend a lot of time talking [...]
Aug 012011
The Klan? Seriously, the Klan is denouncing someone as being a bit over the top? These guys? The dudes who like to put on bed sheets, square dance around burning crosses and pretend to be wizards and dragons? Apparently so. The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. Does NOT support or represent the "TEA PARTY". Our Associates, members and supporters are here officially ordered: NOT to attend Tea Party events or support them in ANY way. The [...]
And perhaps you don’t know what you NEED to watch? I’m here to help. Allow me to present a listing of my personal favourites when it comes to ridiculous cinema. Now, I won’t be putting anything satirical on this list. It has to be a legitimately bad movie, BUT it also has to be funny and bad. So you won’t be seeing anything like Return to Frogtown (yes, that is actually a real thing) or [...]
Mar 312011
Don’t get too excited, it isn’t a sequel movie. It’s the Room : THE GAME. That’s just one of the thrilling moments from the movie that you’ll relive from Tommy Wiseau’s masterful opus ‘The Room’. You’ll experience the story as protagonist/Gowan lookalike/escaped gargoyle Johnny. Can you defeat Chris D (or was it B?) on the roof of the building before he shoots Denny for not paying up? Can you rack up bonus points during myriad [...]
Mar 312011
After exposing all of you to the sheer horror that is Rebecca Black’s Friday, I feel it’s only fair to also share a couple of…alternate versions of said songs. Woah, put those pitchforks and torches away! These are different. First off, we have Gang Fight. Basically, how the insipid lyrics to the original would be interpreted by lip readers. The best part : Lyrics that seem to obsess on chicken that may or may not [...]
Mar 272011
I’ve been messing around with Google Analytics and checking out some of the bizarre search terms that have brought people to this blog. February 27 – “bloody bed” – This one only hung around for 6 seconds, so I guess he/she was disappointed at the lack of menstrual porn they found here? – I did make a post that day about my hard drive dying. February 28 – “does nick stadjuhar have children” – Really, [...]
A few examples of what I’m referring to : We are experts! We have a chart! We drew graphics! HA! Irrefutable, because we have appointed ourselves experts in the field of smartness! "We want to help!"…by offering no technical, economic or business background whatsoever. Yes, companies often flock to nothingness… Awwww…are my tweets inciting a certain someone who can’t back their claims? How adorable. So, Vlad pulled me in to a conversation today that made [...]
Mar 072011
You may remember that the topic of my father’s at times…interesting takes on food came up during last summer’s blogging challenge. Little did I realize that it would take until now for that subject to be covered again. Really, I’m more astounded than anyone else! But return it has. The main meal itself was actually decent…pork strips and mushrooms served with some sort of gravy-like substance (which was okay) over egg noodles. Actually, this was [...]
More specifically, Taiwan News. These are the crazy bastards who keep coming up with hilariously weird animated interpretations of news events. They first popped up with their Sims-ish version of what really happened to Tiger Woods. Later ‘episodes’ dived more deeply in to the surreal pool, as they looked at things like the rise of the Tea Party Express. But this…this might be their finest work yet. Taiwan News takes a look at Sarah Palin’s [...]
Feb 072011
Yes indeed, I have waded through sites linking to every single goddamn one of them just so that you people don’t have to. And also because it gives me material for a quick and easy post with a lot of embedded videos. Yet again, the number of ads that seemed completely out of place considering the budget required to broadcast them (millions of ducats per 30 seconds) were legion. If you’re bringing a bland, forgettable [...]
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