Peer Pressure Works!

I watch a lot of Food Network shows. I’m a big enough Top Chef addict that I would mainline it if that was even remotely possible. And a week or so ago, I witnessed the most hilariously bad food program in the history of eating. Rachael vs. Guy : Celebrity Cook-Off. Why would I watch such a thing? I mean, it sounds like a harbinger of the apocalypse. I was really, REALLY bored. Honestly, the [...]

I delight in exposing people to the absolutely horrific shit piles that are occasionally splattered around the bowl in the realm of popular music because I’m a dick. And the chance to do that AND still feed in to a seasonal theme? PRICELESS. I know I said this during the whole Rebecca Black post, but I’ll say it again here because it is once again true : this is the worst fucking thing I’ve ever [...]

The run up to the 2012 Presidential Election is well under way in the States, and Republican hopeful Herman Cain just released a new ad that’s…well, it’s interesting.   He’s right, it truly IS the start of a campaign like nobody has ever seen. And I have questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS. Why did they seemingly let the gay doorman to their building choose their campaign theme? I’ll grant you it’s a bold move, but it [...]

“But…but…the Blog Challenge is over, Cliff! you don’t have to post!” “And you don’t have to breathe…if I kill you. So buckle up, bitches! I’m not done talking.” Working in a warehouse, one can often encounter amusingly bizarre situations. For example, how many of you knew that fax spam still exists? It is most certainly alive and well. Every single morning, there’s a fax waiting for me when I unlock the door. Maybe it will [...]

Since I believe it was during last year’s Blog Challenge that I listed the outright worst movies ever, it’s time for the most over-rated. Those flicks that everyone raves about, so you see it…then are filled with a mixture of “Is that it?!” and a strong desire to try to replace the time you just wasted by beating those people to a bloody pulp with a tire iron. The Blair Witch Project Hello, inspiration for [...]