Remember way back when I was blogging about one of my fantasy football teams? Remember how I stopped because that team was sucking big ass? That team snuck in to the playoffs with a 7-6 record. That team smashed through 2 opponents to make the league final. That team was down over 200 points with
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Merry Christmas
I am no doubt currently grumpily awake, thanks to children ‘quietly’ expressing their Christmas joy. Soon, I will be consuming masses of breakfast food and chocolates and candy from stockings. Then the preparation for the dinner begins. Oh yes, dinner… No doubt you are all dealing with your own holiday travails. Enjoy them, all!
What the fuck is this Christmas monstrosity?
Up until an hour ago, I was totally unaware of some horrible, monstrous yuletide thing that is apparently a tradition for lackwits and freaks. Then my sister Pam sent me an email linking to a stupendous mom rant about this ridiculous thing. The name of this denizen of Hell? The Elf on the Shelf. The
What I’m Playing (Gag Edition) – Drugstore Mania
Yes indeed, Brad has once more given me a generous gift. Oh, but he got his. I purchased for him a game called My Boyfriend where he’ll play as an underage girl flirting with cute boys and solving mysteries. Not only will it be hilarious to read about his exploits with said game, it may
What I’m Playing : Saints Row – the Third…and a quick BF3 update
This is going to be a quick one, simply because I don’t want to give too much away. This game is packed full of awesome. Beautiful, ridiculous awesome. And to spoil too much of that would be criminal. This is one of those ‘do whatever the Hell you want’ sort of games, like Grand Theft
The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Heard : Justin Bieber Christmas Edition
I delight in exposing people to the absolutely horrific shit piles that are occasionally splattered around the bowl in the realm of popular music because I’m a dick. And the chance to do that AND still feed in to a seasonal theme? PRICELESS. I know I said this during the whole Rebecca Black post, but
Welcome to the approach to Christmas!
Hellz yeah, bitchez! These are the gloating words of a man who finished his Christmas shopping two weeks ago. Yes indeed, I have finally learned the lesson that getting it over and done with as quickly and efficiently as possible is a winning strategy. I get to relax, and I don’t need to worry about
What I’m Playing – Cutesy : Quest of the Unicorn
Welcome to Hell. A bit of background. Some time ago, Brad purchased for me as a joke the game Imagine : Champion Rider. It’s a stupid game about riding horses and dressing them up and stuff that I was to do a multi post AAR about. I had it planned out but I haven’t gotten
What I’m Playing : Battlefield 3
Yes, it does look like that. It’s pretty sweet. Dust kicks up under foot or from a passing helo. Rubble sprinkles down after a tank round slams in to a wall. Perhaps you’ll spot the glint of a sniper scope in time to dive for cover. You’ll hear bullets crack by as they get close.
November 18th, A Day That Will Live in Infamy…
For it was on that great day in the year 2011 that Cliff did finish his Chri9stmas shopping for that year. And there was an outpouring of emotion… And Cliff did exalt in his joy at not having to face the crowds of people son to infest every single shopping area in the land. Seriously,
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