I need something to post about. I need something to rant about. I need so badly to get some content up in this bitch that I am willing to sear my soul by re-watching the Star Wars prequels. All of them. Seemingly 7,000 hours of drivel. I will walk through a river of shit to re-experience all of the awful that the universe can contain.
Actually, I am hopeful the results will be funny. And it has been a couple of years, so maybe coming at it with a fresh perspective will allow me to say more than just “OH MY GOD WHY!” over and over again.
Actually, if I survive this I might make this a regular thing…post about my thoughts while watching bad movies. And I don’t mean hilariously bad unintentional comedies like Battlefield Earth. I mean BAD movies. Like Star Trek V bad.
See what I’m willing to do for you people?
I’m not sure when exactly this will commence, but it will be soon. The Phantom Menace draws horribly near. My sanity is screaming. But that’s okay, since I never really listened to it all that much anyway.
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