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- 30: Amusement! Frivolity! Laughter! (2)
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- 29: Tales of Jake (feat. Kelly Harll) (9)
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- 22: Why did those guys rape that furniture? I find their motivations very unclear. (0)
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- 20: People’s quest for fame. (5)
- 19: Return of the gaming! (0)
- 19: My first draft recap (5)
- 19: Are you going to bless us with a post about Brett Favre? (0)
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- 10: Star Trek or Star Wars? (0)
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- 04: Do you believe in luck? (2)
- 04: Surveying the challenge field (8)
- 03: Let the games begin – More road trip stories (12)
- 02: On the eve of competition (2)
- July 2010 (32)
- 30: Who would win in a fight – skeltons or imbeciles? (1)
- 29: Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas? (3)
- 29: What’s your favorite movie quote? (7)
- 28: What I’m Watching – Whitest Kids U’Know (0)
- 27: How many unarmed men are needed to take down one grizzly bear? (5)
- 27: One week to go, then the Challenge ensues! (15)
- 26: What’s the worst show on TV? (0)
- 26: Facebook UPDATED (4)
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- 25: Why is DRM so awesome? (0)
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- 22: What is the wind velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut? (1)
- 22: Summer blogging challenge…THE RETURN! (12)
- 21: King Arthur play through is back again (2)
- 19: What I’m playing – Alien Swarm (6)
- 19: The final blog change (0)
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- 17: What’s with the obsession with the famous? (4)
- 16: Ch-ch-changes! (7)
- 15: The transition to being Uncle Cliff (18)
- 14: Taking some more time for my stuff (4)
- 14: South Korean Terminators on the way & awesome video (4)
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- 08: If Games had a Super Easy Mode (2)
- 07: Mixed Feelings at the end of Metro 2033 (2)
- 05: Unique Colorado car crash (2)
- 03: Greatest action scene ever recorded! (16)
- 02: Man kills wife (0)
- 01: Vlad and Kelly are dangerous terrorists!!! (4)
- 01: Riding a wave of Violent Aggression (2)
- June 2010 (39)
- 29: Team Fortress 2 goddamn dirt cheap today (2)
- 28: What I’m watching – Band of Brothers (0)
- 27: Wheaton/Skalzi story FINIT! (6)
- 26: Navigating the waters of another insane Steam sale – Part 3. (0)
- 25: Navigating the waters of another insane Steam sale – Part 2 (8)
- 24: Navigating the waters of another insane Steam sale – Part 1 (0)
- 22: More Naughty Bear goodness (0)
- 20: Disney pimping pep pills to kids (0)
- 19: Thinking about oilsands (4)
- 19: Dale Peterson rides again (4)
- 18: Bringin’ the Funny Back! (0)
- 17: E3 Wrap Up – Ranking the big players & other stuff (4)
- 17: E3 Day 4 – Games, GAMES! (0)
- 16: E3 Day 3 – The Games Part 2 (0)
- 16: E3 Day 3 – The Games Part 1 (0)
- 15: Day two E3 thoughts – Nintendo (0)
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- 14: Day one E3 thoughts – Kinect looks okay, EA has some decent stuff coming, what is in the water at Ubisoft??? (4)
- 14: Delayed Twitter warning/apology (4)
- 13: Creepy Watson (8)
- 12: I hate gamers (6)
- 11: Game I want NOW – Naughty Bear (2)
- 11: BP reacts to coffee spill/Ralph Macchio means it up (0)
- 10: What I’m playing – Team Fortress 2 (4)
- 09: Next King Arthur post is up…elsewhere. (0)
- 09: Mock ze spammer! (0)
- 08: A bit of a change for King Arthur (0)
- 07: Some more thoughts on Green Lantern (0)
- 07: Left 4 Nick (4)
- 06: Getting my geek house in order (0)
- 05: Green Man Gaming debacle (0)
- 05: Ugandan Pastor gets a little too graphic with his anti homosexuality speech, which I find inappropriately hilarious (0)
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- 04: Empire Avenue so far (0)
- 03: New Canadian copyright law drops… (0)
- 02: The Blackest Night – thoughts, impressions, complaints, stuff (2)
- 02: GoDaddy GO AWAY (0)
- 01: Thar be stupid folk! (0)
- 01: Funny shit (6)
- May 2010 (28)
- 31: Wil Wheaton/John Scalzi fan fiction contest…is anyone else in? (2)
- 31: Another Cliff first – I get banned. Yay! (8)
- 29: What I’m Watching – Cowboy up! (5)
- 29: The face of the tea party…what a guy! (2)
- 28: It’s a mashup post! (0)
- 28: Superman arrives to quell BP’s wrath! (0)
- 27: Tetris the Movie (0)
- 27: Orson Welles is awesome. Drunk Orson is even better. (10)
- 27: Canada’s Industry Minister has also broken our antiquated copyright laws (0)
- 26: America asked for their ideas, responds with immaturity and hilariousness (0)
- 26: Some thoughts on Green Lantern (4)
- 24: What I’m watching : Crazy Heart (4)
- 24: Interesting free basic strategy game (4)
- 22: Cause everyone needs a great sword! (14)
- 22: From Cornwall with Love : The Legend of Arthur (0)
- 22: AWESOME movie news…UFO related!!! UPDATED (8)
- 21: Chinese Pollution (0)
- 21: New Canadian copyright bill looming. Oh fucking joy. (0)
- 19: The Saga of Arthur Begins (0)
- 19: Ladies and gentlemen, your Southern cliche of the year (0)
- 18: Stupid twit blames Rogers for her affair (14)
- 17: Don’t Drunk Dial FreedomWorks (0)
- 17: King Arthur, content and Empire Avenue (0)
- 16: Iron Man IV : part Iron Man, part Rocky, all AWESOME (0)
- 15: New Iron Sky footage! (0)
- 15: Prepare for a medieval deluge! (0)
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- 29: Two more fantastic Adult Swim games. (2)
- 24: The Zombie Flowchart (10)
- 22: Neptune’s Pride fades in to the ether (20)
- 21: Hey, you got your Neptune in my Pride! (0)
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- 17: Neptune still Prideful (12)
- 16: Neptune’s Pride is My Downfall (2)
- 16: Robot Unicorn Attack! (0)
- 11: First really cool ‘event’ regarding ‘the other site’ (4)
- 07: Fun with the Swedish Armed Forces! (0)
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- February 2010 (8)
- 25: Can all irrational fanboi types be put to death? PLEASE? (2)
- 16: Smug much? (22)
- 13: The Opening Ceremonies (6)
- 10: Dungeons & Dragons’ Evil Has Been Confirmed! (2)
- 07: Scott Feschuk’s Liveblog of Super Bowl 44 (6)
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- 04: David Motherfuckin’ Mamet (14)
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- 28: Hey Hey, it’s Cliffy’s New Project! (12)
- 26: We’re not racist, but… (16)
- 22: A Response to Misinformation (0)
- 21: Conference Championship Game Picks (4)
- 21: Sexual Harassment? Hilarity! (0)
- 18: Bibleman is Gloriously Funny (4)
- 15: Hmmm…Maybe We Should Try Some Of That ‘Common Sense’? (4)
- 15: German Industrial Standards Apparently Quite Lax (0)
- 14: NFL Divisional Playoffs Predictions (6)
- 08: Crayon Physics Deluxe Dirt Cheap (4)
- 04: Bring On the Playoffs! (38)
- 02: A New Year, A New App! (2)
- December 2009 (7)
- 28: I Be Champion! Recognize, Bitches! (2)
- 22: The Shiva Bowl (0)
- 19: Good Old Fashioned Funny Racism (2)
- 14: Reclaim My Time (12)
- 07: Playing With Tech (8)
- 03: How Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?! (14)
- 01: Maybe Liam’s Right…Maybe Mickey Rourke IS Awesome! (4)
- November 2009 (4)
- 30: Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel (2)
- 20: Nice Seeing Project’s Name in Lights (10)
- 18: So, what be new? (0)
- 03: Them’s Some Classy Jokes…New One on Bottom (24)
- October 2009 (6)
- 24: It’s ALIVE! ALIVE! (0)
- 13: The Week 5 NFL Report of Mockery – NFC Edition (28)
- 13: The 5 Weeks NFL Report (aka Cliff Mocks the Weak!) – AFC Edition (2)
- 10: Northern Horde are 3-1! (6)
- 05: Translation Party (6)
- 05: Welcome to Some Kind of Podcast! (2)
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- 30: October Newsletter (0)
- 18: Week Two for The Horde (18)
- 17: Command in Arma 2 (0)
- 13: A Word-Blackened Soul (16)
- 09: Don’t Copy That Floppy Returns! (8)
- 07: NFL 2009 Predictions (22)
- 07: A Quick Lamentation (8)
- 05: THE Northern Horde (0)
- 04: Arma 2 Redux (56)
- 02: The Newest Niece (10)
- 01: September RYG Newsletter (10)
- August 2009 (19)
- 29: Northern Horde…This Time It’s Personal (8)
- 25: First Draft of the Year! (12)
- 22: Yo…Joe…Fuck. (8)
- 18: The Continuing Saga of Eaner Pantalon (Saga III) (16)
- 18: Quick Update (0)
- 14: Want…to…beat…with…hammers…!!! (20)
- 13: Ethan Albright Strikes Back! Well…Sorta… (0)
- 12: Canadian Copyright Concerns (6)
- 11: Violent Aggression Curb Stomping the Innocent! (18)
- 10: The Merciful Sound of Silence! (0)
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- 06: A Piss of Clarity All Up In Yo Grill (24)
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- 03: A Refreshed Enthusiasm (10)
- 02: Hey Look, I’se Can Write Stuff! (12)
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- July 2009 (26)
- 31: Epic Failure (8)
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- 30: Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro, Attorney at Law (8)
- 30: Preparing The Field (6)
- 28: Sharing the Carnage (4)
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- 27: For The Emperor! (24)
- 26: Violent Agression Rises Again! (30)
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- 14: The Long Municipal Nightmare Is Over! (8)
- 13: Beta Testing Causes Murder (14)
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- 10: IT BEGINS! (4)
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- June 2009 (3)
- 24: Buzz Aldrin Turns Shit Up a Notch! (18)
- 19: Bring on the Stardom! (20)
- 12: HELLZ YEAH, BITCHES! Updated to Worship the Crossbar. (20)
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- 18: Of Pirates and Copyright (6)
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- 24: Why We’re Pitiful (8)
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- 29: Like Sand Through the Hourglass, This is Our Parliament (6)
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- 28: Watchin’ that there TV (6)
- 21: A new undertaking! How…well, how boring really. (4)
- 21: Jesus returns, nobody notices (12)
- 19: The ‘Super’ Bowl (16)
- 10: More of ‘The Funny’ (4)
- 10: Another Interesting Game Find (12)
- 07: Who WOULDN’T Want Aids??? (4)
- 06: On the Retardation of Felines (14)
- December 2008 (13)
- 30: Holy Sweet Crap! (18)
- 24: A Little Housecleaning (50)
- 20: Jack Chick – Funniest Motherfucker Ever (12)
- 18: And Now For Some Christmas Cheer. (0)
- 16: It’s All Over But The Drunken Rage (8)
- 14: Misplaced Importance (2)
- 13: Bring Forth the Mead…and Playoffs! Uhhh…Playoffs First… (12)
- 04: And on the 14th Week, The Horde Doth Rest (2)
- 04: A More Rational View (8)
- 03: A Yuletide Tradition Continues (0)
- 02: Kinda Fun Flash Game (0)
- 02: PC Games of 2009 (0)
- 01: What the Hell is Going On?! (4)
- November 2008 (22)
- 30: Shit Rolling Down A Hill Of Shit Just Gets Shittier (0)
- 29: Broken Pixels (4)
- 29: Final Week…Everything Must Go! (0)
- 26: Is Mario Retarded? (14)
- 24: The Saga of Bloodninja (I can’t think of a better title, so okay then!) (6)
- 23: Wow. Just…wow. (0)
- 22: Something to Keep in Mind 2 : Love Really MUST Be Blind (0)
- 21: Time For a Comeback? Maybe Game of the Year. (0)
- 16: HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME! (2)
- 16: The Escapist : Video Galleries : de-rez : The Final Days of the Man Responsible for SecuROM (0)
- 16: Look, Ma, Not Every Goddamn Game is A $50, DRM-Riddled Disaster! (20)
- 14: Roadside Attraction: The Alternate History Theme Park Where Dinosaurs Fought in the Civil War (4)
- 14: Two Guys Walk in to a Bar…and The Horde Kills Them Both (0)
- 14: Bring On The Evolution…QUICKLY! (10)
- 09: Something to Keep in Mind (16)
- 09: Democracy Canceled as Horde Rampages (10)
- 09: The eyeballing game (6)
- 08: DESIGNER NOTES » Blog Archive » Game Developer Column 1: Seven Deadly Sins for Strategy Games (0)
- 05: Stupid Early Weeks! (4)
- 04: Steelers Win! (4)
- 04: Obama Wins! (0)
- 01: Roll a 20 to Win the Nation! (2)
- October 2008 (15)
- 31: Kicking Ass And Taking Tacos…Week 9 For the Horde (0)
- 30: Beating Those DRuMs To Bloody Death (8)
- 28: Geekly Mutterings, Laughing at Ubisoft, Fun With SecuROM (18)
- 26: Horde in the Lurch (4)
- 24: Preparations Underway for The Rapture (2)
- 19: It’s a Horde-Pede! (18)
- 18: Prepping The Horde (4)
- 13: Horde Update (0)
- 09: Rampaging Into Week 6 (4)
- 09: 100 Faces of War Experience (0)
- 09: 750,000 lost jobs? The dodgy digits behind the war on piracy: Page 1 (0)
- 08: Look, Ma, Them Big Talkers Be All On The TV Box! (12)
- 05: Raping Of The Horde (10)
- 03: The Horde Board the Landing Craft, Ready to Invade (10)
- 03: Claire Martin’s Vagina (4)
- September 2008 (13)
- 29: Captain! We’ve Reached Barrel Bottom! (22)
- 28: Avast, Ye Horde! Now With Fresh, Updated Material! (2)
- 28: DRuMbeats of War (0)
- 26: Horde Update (4)
- 26: Meet the Quarterback! (0)
- 23: Darth Raider is Somewhere Right Now, Drinking Away the Tears. (16)
- 21: Run! It’s the Horde! (18)
- 16: I………Liiiiiiiiive! (12)
- 14: The Horde Doth Rumble (14)
- 12: The Perpetual Motion Machine Straight to Hades (12)
- 10: Such a Wondrous Find Must be Shared! (14)
- 07: Running of the Horde (Updated) (6)
- 04: Nothing to See Here, it’s Just a Weather Balloon! (4)
- August 2008 (6)
- July 2008 (6)
- 29: Reflections on Past Selves (38)
- 24: In the Eye of a Hurricane (4)
- 15: Genesis of Gaming – The Batman Trials (20)
- 14: Rollins Approaches (16)
- 08: The Green Zone (6)
- 05: Cliff’s Gaming Update (30)
- June 2008 (9)
- 25: A Quick Bite of Info, and a Roll of the Dice (40)
- 21: The Deification of Bill (8)
- 20: Well, Look at That (2)
- 18: Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon (0)
- 17: Every Time I’m OUT…They Pull Me Back IN! …Oh look, an update!!! (6)
- 13: Hey Hey, it’s an Update! (0)
- 04: More Video Hilarity! (8)
- 03: Full Metal Jacket & Santa’s Elves (6)
- 02: Look out! Zombies! (10)
- May 2008 (9)
- 31: Will Someone PLEASE Have the Hilary Put Down? She’s Acting Up Again. Now With New Bonus Mockery! (14)
- 29: The Long Search Was Actually a Midget (20)
- 25: Know Your Geography? (16)
- 23: World…errr…Out of Conflict? (20)
- 21: Japanese Bug Fights (8)
- 20: This Lunatic Fringe is Big League White Hot!!! (20)
- 17: Welcome to Killing a Few Spare Minutes! (12)
- 17: The Nightmare Ends as Morning Dawns (0)
- 06: This is Only a Drill. No Need to Panic. (8)
- April 2008 (10)
- 27: Decisions, Decisions. (26)
- 24: More Trials, Bonus Tribulations! (16)
- 22: For Your Amusement… (8)
- 20: Alberta ADVANTAGE?! We seem to have misplaced that item… (28)
- 20: Sweet Merciful Crap…Technology! (18)
- 17: Worst Acting in a Commercial…EVER! (12)
- 08: Wasted Charity and a Need to Vent (28)
- 07: Questioning the Elders (24)
- 07: All Along the Watchtower (12)
- 06: From His Cold Dead Hand… (12)
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Read about the drug, booze and skank soaked exploits of a dirty rock band from the 80's. Also read how a group of dudes who never really grew up drive each other to those drugs and booze, and frequently punch one another in the face.
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