Comments on: The transition to being Uncle Cliff http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/ Random Quotes to Making Your Peers Despise You Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:44:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Michelou http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1324 Michelou Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:11:44 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1324 How do you answer those questions.... they're hard when your the mother and your 7 yr old son asks what a blow job is... I take the stance of telling like it is... that's partly why I'm the favorite... I can and will discuss anything with the kids. Maybe I'm a little TOO liberal... but I believe the whole story is better than peer misinformation. Of course, you do have to tailor your answers to their age and ability to understand. How do you answer those questions…. they're hard when your the mother and your 7 yr old son asks what a blow job is… I take the stance of telling like it is… that's partly why I'm the favorite… I can and will discuss anything with the kids. Maybe I'm a little TOO liberal… but I believe the whole story is better than peer misinformation. Of course, you do have to tailor your answers to their age and ability to understand.

]]> By: Pam http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1320 Pam Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:36:33 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1320 The kids had a riot! Thanks Uncle Cliff! As for the blow job thing, change it to "blow pop" and give them one. Any other difficult questions can usually be blown off with a simple "ask Dad when he gets home" (Yes, Dad, not Mom, lol), or distract them with something else. What can I say, I have neices too. :) The kids had a riot! Thanks Uncle Cliff! As for the blow job thing, change it to “blow pop” and give them one. Any other difficult questions can usually be blown off with a simple “ask Dad when he gets home” (Yes, Dad, not Mom, lol), or distract them with something else. What can I say, I have neices too. :)

]]> By: hadaad http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1318 hadaad Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:12:50 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1318 How do you answer those questions when you're the dad? Aside from the whole blow job thing... How do you answer those questions when you're the dad? Aside from the whole blow job thing…

]]> By: Cliff http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1314 Cliff Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:18:02 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1314 Yes indeed, the way I don't give a damn about destroying your kids clothing and toss them around with no regard for their personal safety...I'm a saint. lol Yes indeed, the way I don't give a damn about destroying your kids clothing and toss them around with no regard for their personal safety…I'm a saint. lol

]]> By: Cliff http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1313 Cliff Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:17:03 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1313 You ARMED his kids? Damn, that's gonna be tough to top. You ARMED his kids? Damn, that's gonna be tough to top.

]]> By: Cliff http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1312 Cliff Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:16:40 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1312 That would mean that I would be expected to do all the stuff like change diapers...and I'd have to TAKE BACK the kid when he/she started crying! That's a horrible option. That would mean that I would be expected to do all the stuff like change diapers…and I'd have to TAKE BACK the kid when he/she started crying! That's a horrible option.

]]> By: Cliff http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1311 Cliff Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:15:51 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1311 Bah, I live hours away! :) Despite my favourite status (though that's in jeopardy...my soon-to-be other brother in law is presenting competition, the rat bastard), I'm a little too distant to just pop over and babysit for the evening. Bah, I live hours away! :) Despite my favourite status (though that's in jeopardy…my soon-to-be other brother in law is presenting competition, the rat bastard), I'm a little too distant to just pop over and babysit for the evening.

]]> By: Cliff http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-2219 Cliff Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-2219 Tammy : DAMN...you ARMED his children? That's gonna be tough to top... Kelly : Who better than Uncle Cliff to completely ruin brand new clothing by dragging your kids through the grass for fun? I'm just stupendous drenched in awesome sauce with a side of wicked. :) Brad : But...if I have my own kids, then I AM kind of required to do that lame stuff that I don't necessarily want to do. :) Michelle : I am the favorite (though my soon to be other brother in law is horning in on the action, the rat bastard), BUT I live several hours away. Tammy : DAMN…you ARMED his children? That’s gonna be tough to top…

Kelly : Who better than Uncle Cliff to completely ruin brand new clothing by dragging your kids through the grass for fun? I’m just stupendous drenched in awesome sauce with a side of wicked. :)

Brad : But…if I have my own kids, then I AM kind of required to do that lame stuff that I don’t necessarily want to do. :)

Michelle : I am the favorite (though my soon to be other brother in law is horning in on the action, the rat bastard), BUT I live several hours away.

]]> By: Michelle http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-1309 Michelle Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:10:27 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-1309 NOBODY expects you to change diapers, explain anything complicated or dole out punishment for things. I have one thing to say to this... HAH! Wait until you are the "favorite" who the kids want as a babysitter, wait until they are old enough to ask all those questions they wouldn't dare ask their parents... how do you explain to your Catholic nephew who is questioning creationism that you believe it is a pile of bunk? What do you say to your 8 yr. old neice who wants to know exactly what a blow job is? NEVER, EVER be the favorite! lol NOBODY expects you to change diapers, explain anything complicated or dole out punishment for things.

I have one thing to say to this… HAH! Wait until you are the “favorite” who the kids want as a babysitter, wait until they are old enough to ask all those questions they wouldn’t dare ask their parents… how do you explain to your Catholic nephew who is questioning creationism that you believe it is a pile of bunk? What do you say to your 8 yr. old neice who wants to know exactly what a blow job is?

NEVER, EVER be the favorite! lol

]]> By: Michelle http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/comment-page-1/#comment-2218 Michelle Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:10:00 +0000 http://www.peerpressureworks.com/2010/07/15/the-transition-to-being-uncle-cliff/#comment-2218 NOBODY expects you to change diapers, explain anything complicated or dole out punishment for things. I have one thing to say to this... HAH! Wait until you are the "favorite" who the kids want as a babysitter, wait until they are old enough to ask all those questions they wouldn't dare ask their parents... how do you explain to your Catholic nephew who is questioning creationism that you believe it is a pile of bunk? What do you say to your 8 yr. old neice who wants to know exactly what a blow job is? NEVER, EVER be the favorite! lol NOBODY expects you to change diapers, explain anything complicated or dole out punishment for things.

I have one thing to say to this… HAH! Wait until you are the “favorite” who the kids want as a babysitter, wait until they are old enough to ask all those questions they wouldn’t dare ask their parents… how do you explain to your Catholic nephew who is questioning creationism that you believe it is a pile of bunk? What do you say to your 8 yr. old neice who wants to know exactly what a blow job is?

NEVER, EVER be the favorite! lol

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