At least they would have been in Omaha, where the mother of a 14 year old accused of making dry ice bombs has been charged with child abuse (was she making him kick them until they exploded against his leg???) and possession of a destructive device.
The mother of a 14-year-old boy accused of making bombs out of dry ice appeared in court Tuesday.
The woman, 39, is charged with possession of a destructive device and child abuse. She was arrested over the weekend and released on her own recognizance.
Police were called to a home near 137th Street and Z Circle on Saturday. Police found and detonated an ice bomb in a plastic bottle.
Assistant Douglas County Attorney Eric Wells said the boy admitted to making the bomb and that his mother knew he was doing so. The boy was set to appear Tuesday afternoon in juvenile court, accused of possessing a destructive device.
The quick recap for those who weren’t lucky enough to be there…
Kelly and Vlad head off from a party with a bottle of dry ice and some water to set off a reaction and make it pop. It doesn’t happen at once, so Vlad starts kicking it…and it blows up near him, rendering him essentially deaf for days and carving up his leg. And we all laugh.
My verdict? The two of you are collectively history’s greatest monster! So of course, people should listen to what two scurrilous bastards as yourselves have to say during, say, a podcast…
Know who isn’t amused? God.
Now THAT is an Old Testament God! The New Testament guy burned his NRA membership card and sold off the heavy assault weapons.
This post brought to you by beer and ‘Cliff being a bit bored’
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