Yes, it’s called Naughty Bear. No, it doesn’t involve bestiality.
Naughty Bear is the store of a disgruntled outsider from the Teddy Bears Picnic. He’s mad, he has a cleaver, and he’s not taking it any more.
You aim for naughty points, with those being scored for everything from smashing a window to eviscerating a teddy bear in front of his family. Seriously. Trap a bear in a refrigerator. Slam his face down on to a barbecue grill. Do you finish off that bear as he crawls away, or let others see his predicament and go mad with fear? Maybe it makes more sense to snap his neck rather than leave him in that bear trap…
Every bear has it’s own personality, so they all react differently. Some will call the cops, some will posse up, some will shoot back and some will curl up in the fetal position in the corner and piss themselves. Drive a bear far enough and he’ll have only one choice…suicide.
This is so fucked up that I can’t wait for it on my 360. The idea of driving little stuffed animals to shoot themselves in the face is just entirely too fun sounding. Oh, did I mention that one of the forces that can be called in by the other bears are ninjas? Yes, as if this disturbing bunch of awesome wasn’t enough, there are fucking ninjas to contend with as well. Check it out.
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