So yeah, a warning…KIDS SHOULD NOT SEE THIS.
On second though, if you’re letting a kid see ANY of the material I put out here, you’re a really shitty parent…or a minimum wage babysitter who’s too busy going through mom’s jewelry box to care what junior’s up to.
Anyway, to Uganda, where Pastor Martin Ssempa lives. Now, Martin is actually a pretty good guy. He’s very vocal in the fight against HIV/AIDS, speaking before the US Congress about the topic and helping decide where US Aid dollars could best help. Of course, he’s followed in the usual footsteps of the Catholic Church where them condoms be evil and gay men are pretty much spawns of the devil. But there’s worse…much worse.
Martin Ssempa is one of those guys with a multi-page blog where every page has a picture of him to the side with a different emotion. It’s like some kind of fucked up flipbook or something.
What exactly is going on in these vignettes? I have some guesses…from left to right :
-Did I remember to get that roast out of the freezer?
-Apparently watching someone standing behind me RIGHT NOW flipping me off. I like the fact that it seems to bother him.
-Doing his best Malcolm Jamal Warner impression. That totally won him that costume contest last Halloween.
-I am the total embodiment of Theo Huxtable right now!
Shocking, eh? Oh right, the video! Yeah, this is a bit ridiculous.
See, a BIG part of Martin’s fight against AIDS is a fight against gays. He’s trying to get a bill passed in his country that would make homosexuality illegal, with certain acts resulting in life imprisonment…or possibly death. Yes, death. So Martin isn’t all pensive looks and fun Cosby Show remembrances.
Here we see one of his presentations to the media, and to his church. What’s so incredibly hilarious about all of this is the sheer graphic nature of what he’s showing these people. Where did he find this stuff? Exactly how much time is Martin spending on gay porn sites digging up the ‘best’ images for his next big show? And the audience reactions…looks of horror, people laughing, and a few dudes who seem to be feverishly writing down notes. Sure, they’re journalists, but I don’t think that’s the reason they’re hurriedly detailing every moment…
Enjoy! Oh, and the actual material he’s showing them is blurred out…though he goes in to such fine detail in spelling out what’s there that you can build a wonderful picture up in your head, anyway.
By the way, I’d like to point out that while I warned that kids shouldn’t see this WAAAYYYY back at the start of this post, Martin waited until AFTER describing ass eating and fisting before requesting that the kid be escorted from the room. What are you trying to teach the youth, Martin? Holy shit…so THAT’S why political attack ads get written…they’re fucking fun to write!
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