Super Bowl 44
by Cliff on Feb.07, 2010, under Sports!!!
Posting before there are pictures of the team celebrating with the Lombardi Trophy? Improvise! Is that chick in front armed???
So, the Saints win, 31-17. This means I must face the depressing reality that I am worse at picking Super Bowl winners than EA’s Madden football. I think perhaps I’ll have some scotch…
Solid game overall. Not the best one that I’ve seen (that would be Denver beating Green Bay 31-24 at the end of ‘97-‘98), but certainly better than most.
Drew Brees is the obvious pick for game MVP. Just a ridiculous game from him. And hey, Reggie Bush decided not to be useless! Does this mean he now has to propose to Kim Kardashian? That’s incentive? Really? Dude, there are plenty of attention whore skanks in the sea. Maybe Brees can step up in the clutch and somehow pass his buddy’s way out of harm’s way. I personally contend that Reggie was running hard with the intention of heading out the tunnel…out the stadium…out the town…out the country…
Also, an onside kick to start the second half? Sean Payton’s rather smug look at times is now explained, as he’s hiding about 15 pounds of brass balls in his pants.
Attention, Pierre Garcon…typically, you don’t signal your quarterback that you’re open in the end zone UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
Attention NFL…I am a fan of The Who. I think Roger Daltrey is one of the greatest vocalists in rock history. Sitting there listening to that guy barely croak his way through their songs kind of made me want to cut my wrists…well, your wrists, actually. It was depressing. Can we please stop the goddamn over the hill tour through half time to avoid the off chance of maybe giving 63 overweight fundamentalists in Kentucky a conniption if “one o’ them coloreds” bares a tit again? That’d be great, thanks.
Congratulations Saints, and congratulations New Orleans. Oh, and enjoy the ‘Indianapolis Colts – Super Bowl 44 Champions!’ attire, people of Haiti!
