Notice how any time anyone ever says anything approaching that, it usually ends up in a gathering sort of like this? Well, not anymore. If Don “Moose” Lewis gets his brilliant All-America Basketball Alliance going, it may soon end up in a gathering like this. Yes indeed, it’s all cracker basketball! All the jump shots and chest passes that your heart can handle without any of those ‘urban’ types to bring those slam dunks and [...]

Good lord! A serious post?! As I mentioned in a post awhile ago, I used to be an admin on the site Reclaim Your Game. I stepped down for a number of reasons, many of them disclosed in that post. Recently, they decided to turn their ‘fair and balanced’ (with about as much fairness and balance as the other users of that slogan, Fox News, typically display) on the SecuROM used on the game Borderlands. [...]

NFC – Minnesota Vikings at New Orleans Saints This might not be the most exciting matchup in terms of shock value (anyone with a functional cerebrum saw this coming about half a season ago), but it is the two best teams in the conference squaring off, and that’s usually fun to watch. Minnesota and leader/crotchety old man Grampa Favre can probably put up some numbers on the Saints. I actually think that New Orleans’ blitz [...]

Well, it is when it’s done like this. There is no way in Hell that this is real. It has to be a spoof, but it’s done so well that I don’t care. It makes me do the laughing.

Seriously, this is incredible. So, these guys in capes and weird armour can just wander the halls of a school without arousing suspicion? Seriously, Bibleman is the offer of a candy bar and a panel van away from being a full on pedophile suspect! Watch as the show’s token black character displays the temptation of the bad side by throwing on a do-rag! Watch as Satan’s minions use computers to try and tempt children away [...]

Aaaah, the War on Terror. Really, I could just leave that title and that line and mail it in and this would be a success. However, I’ll keep going! I’ll share MORE of my ‘brilliance’ with you peons! Anyway, the War on Terror…I can’t even type, say or hear that term without giggling. I mean, what are the limits? If Barack Obama was scared of the dark, would the US be launching ‘Operation Perma-Day’ and [...]

At least, one would assume that when you see what they need to include in their safety films. It seems that when they aren’t busy drinking massive tankards of beer and cooking up their latest Reich, Germany suffers from incredible levels of accidental workplace violence. I also learned an important lesson watching this : sheets of metal, regardless of how flexible they may appear to be, are in fact razor sharp instruments of death.

I went 2-2 last week. Hopefully I can show some goddamn improvement here. Baltimore Ravens vs. Indianapolis Colts The Ravens looked excellent against New England, but the Pats defence possesses as much speed as you’re likely to find in a typical retirement home. Indy’s defence can run. The issue with them is that size wise, they sort of look like blue and white clad Lilliputians. This hasn’t hurt them too much this year, but Baltimore [...]

Remember I talked about this game a year ago? No? Well, I did, ya bastards! Anyway, it WAS a year ago, meaning this is the birthday of Crayon Physics Deluxe. And because it’s the game’s birthday, you can now buy it from the developer for whatever the Hell you feel like paying. Don’t be a complete dick. After all, I’ve read that it costs the seller somewhere in the neighbourhood of 40 cents in processing [...]