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I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. — George S. Patton

I’ve been playing around with this damn thing for the past ten minutes.

Type in an English phrase, then watch as it translates that to Japanese…back to English…back to Japanese…and so forth until it reaches the ‘final version’. I decided to go with a phrase this time that would be familiar to any Japanese person :

Hey check that out, that monster is tentacle raping a twelve year old girl!

After several trips between languages, the final conversion was reached. To say it seemed fitting to Japanese anime and somewhat disturbing would be an understatement :

On Sunday, the monster tentacle rape check is to verify the age of the children!

I would suggest that maybe Birth Certificates might be a better option for that…

Anyway, amuse yourself to no end here!

  • It shall be coming soon...perhaps after this weekend's games. Yep, ANYONE can do quarterly and halfway reports on the league...but nobody does an 'almost sorta a third of the way' report! HAHA!
  • This is Sean Woods
    While this post was good, Sean eagerly awaits Cliff's next NFL post.

    Hopefully it will be an angry one.
  • Kelly
    I tried "I must state that gnomes are evil little vermin that should be destroyed in the hell fires from whence they came!"

    It gave up after about 25 translations and settled on "They are made in the fire of hell from many plants and animals, I decided to destroy the evil Goblin assistance needs."

    all in all a great little site worth wasting time on.
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