Peer Pressure Works!

Yes indeed, it’s a blog post. I hope I can remember how to write one of these damn things. Sorry, blog…I have neglected you unfairly. I haven’t even filled you with ‘compelling’ blatherings about fantasy sports leagues! If you’ll just take me back baby, things can be like they was before…like Paris baby. Remember Paris? They was the good times, baby.

So, I’ve been hinting at and mentioning stuff that I’ve been working on at Reclaim Your Game that has been soaking up so damn much of my time lately (It’s a website, baby…it’s not another blog! That TOTALLY doesn’t count! I’m FAITHFUL, baby!) and it’s time to actually get in to detail! Holy crap! A REAL post about something…errr…REAL.

I should warn you that this is likely to be fairly lengthy as it’s going to require a fair bit of back story to properly explain everything. Ready? Well, you think you are, anyway…

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Yay! More really quite inappropriate commentary and jokes in the worst of taste all used to try and pummel the self esteem of the crappy. Woohoo!

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Anyone can do a report after a quarter of the season. It takes a REAL fan to wait until the fifth week to jump in! Hellz yeah, I be big pimpin all up in this bitch!

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Yes indeed, time has flown. The Horde have jumped to a 3-1 record and second place in the Pigskin Idiots league. Sean and Liam, meanwhile, battle for last with Party at Schank’s. Let me describe the owner of PaS…he just released Donovan McNabb, starting quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles,  for Jacoby Jones, third receiver for the Houston Texans. This is like releasing an All Star to pick up a bag of warm crap. The best part…I was considering trading one of my actually decent wide outs to him for McNabb as an insurance policy in case Aaron Rodgers (my starting QB) eventually gets hurt from being sacked 377 times a week behind Green Bay’s truly offensive line.

This week is looking a bit…meh. I’m so thin at running back I just reacquired Jamal Lewis, who is a great back…in 2005. Luckily, I only had to release a spare linebacker to get him. I had a few of those since I had to make some emergency moves last week with half my defense on a Bye week. Let’s hear it for future planning or a distinct lack of it! Yeah! As of now, I’m a 40 point underdog. That doesn’t really bode well.

On another fantasy sports note that also lets me involve my geektastic games addiction, I won one of the Matrix Games Fantasy Baseball leagues (by a single RBI over the course of a 2 week final!), earning me a free Matrix title. My choice…Crown of Glory : Emperor’s Edition. I will take ownership of said game either Monday or Tuesday. Much woohooness!

And I know that I’ve made a few little hints about goings on at Reclaim Your Game and big projects I’ve been involved with on that site. I WILL finally get in to some of that. I’ll wait until it’s not 5 o’clock in the morning, though.

I’ve been playing around with this damn thing for the past ten minutes.

Type in an English phrase, then watch as it translates that to Japanese…back to English…back to Japanese…and so forth until it reaches the ‘final version’. I decided to go with a phrase this time that would be familiar to any Japanese person :

Hey check that out, that monster is tentacle raping a twelve year old girl!

After several trips between languages, the final conversion was reached. To say it seemed fitting to Japanese anime and somewhat disturbing would be an understatement :

On Sunday, the monster tentacle rape check is to verify the age of the children!

I would suggest that maybe Birth Certificates might be a better option for that…

Anyway, amuse yourself to no end here!

Thank you James…never have truer words been spoken.

Oh shit! The gang's back up in your kitchen!

Yes indeed, it’s that time again! Time for another personal jihad against decency to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world! Well, I guess they should suspect something by now…this IS #4…but we’ll still catch them unawares! It’s like they know there’s a ninja in the building…they’re still going to die.

Yes, it’s Violent Aggression # 4 : Violent Aggression & the Legend of the F-Bomb. We explore all sorts of mysteries.

-Why can’t Kelly remember the name of his blog? Luckily, it’s in the blog roll!

-Who amongst us thinks that a business built on potential fraud sounds peachy keen awesome?

-Who doesn’t think that GI Joe was 90 minutes of pure sacrilege?

-Who the Hell watches The Apprentice?

-Which heartless denizen of our group decided to kill an innocent little creature for a trinket?

-Why do we insist on making up statistics and figures and throwing them around as facts? Actually, this mystery isn’t solved whatsoever but you’ll sure as fuck be wondering about it!

Oh, AND there’s a game involved. Let’s hear it for audience participation! Sure I put that little bit together at 2:30 in the morning of an insomnia racked night and…MIGHT have missed one when counting. Really, you should just shut the fuck up and be glad I involved you boring non-media types at all…commoners.

I think this one is a lot better than my previous work if for no other reason than I reigned in my enthusiasm and actually let a few people give this one a test listen. Their suggested fixes were done, and the result is much better. Last word to Mr. T…or is it???

Declare war on your morals and hit this link!

And we’ll conclude with a double shot of reminder that Steel Panther are the greatest musical act since the invention of notes :

Death to All But Metal

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