Peer Pressure Works!

So, I sorta forgot to even talk about Week 1…yay for me being a dumbass. I’m 1-0, but it was an ugly, ugly win. And week 2… Basically, I’m fucked. My top pick, running back LT, is out. My #3 wide receiver, Anthony Gonzalez, might be out for half the damn season. One of my better linebackers, Jerod Mayo, is on crutches and in a knee brace. After one fucking week this team is torn [...]

Thought I’d forgotten about this, eh? Of course not! Having experienced all the fun of fighting against a legion of Down’s Syndrome soldiers solo, I an only imagine that commanding more guys will work absolutely flawlessly. Pardon me a moment, I have to go laugh until I pass out. Oh, I actually finally remembered to thumbnail all the photos, so click them to see them big. I can learnz stuff! First off, I noticed something [...]

I’ve been doing quite a bit of reading over the past week, and in that time I’ve torn through 3 separate books…two non-fiction, one fiction. Each one of them was a great read…well, two were great, one was a decent follow up. I would (and do) recommend any and all of them to anybody bored enough to be reading this post. And every one of them splattered a little gloom gloss on whatever girly piece [...]

Oh it’s SERIOUS now, beeyatch! DP be throwin’ down them gangsta beats with his posse! It be ON! Hammer was more gangsta when he tried to go hard core. A few questions : -Why can’t cops handle taking down a woman armed with a pasta spoon? -Why is the pirate kid apparently sent to a prison out of West Side Story, complete with choreographed broom wielding ‘toughs’? -Why the fuck are the Klingons in this [...]

As some of you may know, I’m JUST A BIT of a sports fan. I actually straight out forgot to post my season predictions last year, so I might as well get them in here now…before I forget again.

It is with great regret that I bring you the following news. Eaner Pantalon was found this morning laying face down in a pool of his own distinctly wine scented vomit. Alcohol poisoning…or poisoning at the hands of any of the approximately 7,013 people who despise his existence…is believed to be to blame. We will all miss Father Eaner. Truly he was a great, great man…a delightfully irreverent bastard if ever there was one! In [...]

I drafted 6th. I put the goddamn league together, and I get stuck picking in the middle (which sucks). Not cool. And frigging Liam went first…enjoy The purple clad boom or bust warrior, you bastard! Without further ado, the team (and this is the team I’ll be blathering about on a weekly basis) Quarterback : Hello, Aaron Rodgers of the Packers. Coming off a stellar year, he should be capable of repeating those stats this [...]

During the blogging challenge, one of my posts was about Arma 2…a god awful mess of a game with potential wrapped around dog shit AI and ghastly optimization…it was like wrapping delicious bacon around a dried up husk of a turd. Well, the game’s been patched a few times, so I spent some time with the 1.2 version of the demo. One immediate improvement, I can turn the post-processing graphics effects the fuck down. The [...]

Yes indeed, a month ago yet another niece was added to the equation. I hadn’t yet posted anything due to a lack of photo…that has been rectified. I see a future of tying damsels to railway tracks and cackling masterfully while drumming her fingers together and watching her plots come together. And she won’t be one of those crap villains who unloads the entire plot to the good guys! Nope, she’ll see a good guy…and [...]