This truly takes the cake (not to worry, it was a crappy cake anyway. All dried out and lacking in anything resembling flavor). Piracy will apparently do everything up to, and possibly including, cutting you open on a dark streetcorner and leaving you holding your guts in with your hands while it rapes your children.
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