Okay, I beefed up the font point sizes so it SHOULD actually be readable now (godDAMN was that an eye killer before!)…works for me in Firefox and IE but let me know if it stioll shows up in midget print for any of you. So yeah, a few changes. I dropped a bunch of the sidebar content I had (which was out of control before), swapped the theme out, dropped some redundant categories…it was time [...]

Or, you know, in my finger…though not anymore! No, they are now removed. There are advantages to having a parent who’s been nursing for 40 years. It was awesome during the days of street hockey, when I would return home from another night of somewhat organized savagery, call her up at the ER and request a package of gauze pads, triangle bandages and med tape to be brought home (and on at least one occasion [...]

I didn’t even realize they’d collected a bunch of the best skit material that was on during Conan’s run until earlier this evening, otherwise I probably would have made a post like this a couple of months ago! Anyway, a few of my favorites from the show’s run were on there so I shall now help spread the spores of the Conan virus around these Internets like a plague of giggles. First up, old time [...]

Actually, I’ll tell you now…yes. Yes it is. Oh, the gloop inside might be okay, but the cans are death traps just waiting for the chance to rip your children wide open! Yes, I have just returned from the ER, having had to deal with the deadly aftereffects of dealing with a pet food receptacle. I have never liked cans with pull tabs that contain anything more substantial than beverages. They never really work all [...]

For instance, if that title mystifies you, please take the nearest writing implement and jam it in to your eye socket. Don’t stop pushing until it can’t go any further. Now, feel the warm embrace of the betterment of society as a whole as you bleed out on to the floor. Let’s begin with the Catholic Church, an institution that seems hellbent on being mocked on a constant basis. Their newest basis for mockery…oh look, [...]