Yes indeed, Canada is in an uproar. We’ve all tizzyin’ up this motherfucker. And I, personally, am sickened by it. Not by the actual TARGET for this national fit we’re currently having, sitting on the floor and pounding our fists while screeching our faces red…but by the fact we’re worrying about this crap at all. Citizens are in an uproar, lines to call in shows are jammed with complaints…and not just from your standard seniors with nothing better to do than complain about things while waiting for both Matlock and the eventual, merciful embrace of sweet death. Even the government is up in arms, with officials DEMANDING an apology.

For what, you might ask? What is this great crime that has been committed? Well, it seems that the panel of Fox News’ Red Eye program were rather harsh towards Canada’s plan to pull out of Afghanistan and take a year off from operational postings as a whole.

I’m sure you have a lot of questions…like, what in the Hell is Red Eye? I know I would have wondered that prior to this whole overblown event taking place. I’d never heard of this show! There’s a reason for that…it’s air time is 3 o’clock in the morning. Imagine just how devoid of informational content a show must be to be relegated to ‘The Infomercial hour’ by a network with such journalistic prowess as Fox News (making sure to include the HUSSEIN in Barack Obama louder every day!). According to it’s own web site, Red Eye is… Continue reading »