What the Hell is Going On?!

I think this is sort of going to be a repository for quick hit snarls at various targets. Let’s hear it for a little hate, bitches!

Ever see footage of people in poor countries stampeding all over each other to get to a truck full of food or medical aid or water? I wonder how many people, when seeing scenes like that, sort of shake their head and make some sort of comment along the lines of “Wow, what complete savages those people are.” while feeling smug and superior. After all, you don’t see US doing things like that…no, we just crush someone to death FOR FUCKING BARGAINS! Yes, we as a society are willing to crush a man to death, and injure several others severely enough to require hospitalization, so we can save money on a fucking Blu-Ray player!?

My personal ‘favorite’ part of this disgusting tale is that cops are trying to give this guy CPR after he’s been mass trampled, and they’re being jostled by people STILL TRYING TO SHOP. The store informs everyone they must leave due to a DEATH that was THEIR FUCKING FAULT, and they’re met with a whining complaint that “we’ve been in line since yesterday morning!” Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously? You KILL a guy to save money on a camera, then bitch like the spoiled cunt you truly are when you’re asked to maybe leave? Now, any normal, functioning human being, upon reflecting, would probably break down and puke their guts out upon realizing what they’ve been a part of. I will bet you my left nut THESE fucking shits went home and the first words out of their mouths were complaints that they had to leave their bargains because some guy died. Fuck these people. No, forget that, fuck this HUMAN SHIT, because ANY CREATURE so utterly self obsessed as to decide SHOPPING is more important than SOME ONE’S LIFE doesn’t register as a person. If these retards are too self obsessed to feel remorse, I say this guy’s family and friends get to beat it in to them with fucking bats.

What else…oh yes, the political situation in THIS mess of a country! I have on question…WHAT IS IT YOU FUCKTARDS DO NOT UNDERSTAND?! We don’t like ANY of you, we don’t trust ANY of you, and we don’t particularly WANT ANY of you because we see all of just being in this for yourselves. All of you fucking idiots forgot about that whole ‘governing the country’ a LONG time ago and moved on to getting yours.

Well, thanks for proving all of us right. First we have the Conservatives doing their damnedest to forget that pesky “We’ll work with the opposition” thing just like they ignored that pesky ‘set term limits law’ they themselves insisted on and passed. Now we have the opposition apparently banding together in some coalition of the below average. Jesus, I couldn’t stand Layton and Dion when they spent half their time bickering with each other…something tells me I won’t feel much differently now that they’re ‘best buddies’.

And I LOVE that 2 Federal parties who, along with the Conservatives, have constantly (and rightly) hammered the Bloc for being a party of secession are now perfectly willing to buddy up when it means THEY might get something out of the bargain! And, lemme guess, there were just a FEW perks set aside during negotiations between these parties (and we come to find out those had been happening since before the goddamn election) to keep the fucking frogs from starting to croak about separating again. Note to Quebec…fuck you. You wanna leave? Leave. Oh, you don’t want to pay your part of the debt, you want to use our monetary system for free and you want us to keep subsidizing you? Okay…oh, and by the way, you don’t have any rights to cross Canadian sea or airspace (basically rendering you landlocked with no way to import or export anything but typical French whining), we won’t recognize you in any International assembly (kind of a major thing. Since most European and Asian nations have their own wannabe breakaway republics, they are wont to accept Quebec as a separate nation unless it’s pretty much ‘okay’d’ by the rest of the country), oh and good luck when the native tribes that technically own the land your biggest mineral reserves are located in decide to follow your example and secede from YOU. Of course, why the fuck would they actually leave? We give them everything we want right now, simply because every fucking political party is desperate to fight for votes in their province!

And now the Liberals and NDP are climbing in bed with these guys in order to secure power for themselves. Well isn’t that fantastic. And now this collection of rejects wants to just be handed power. Seems to me this is what we call A FUCKING DEMOCRACY, and in a FUCKING DEMOCRACY the government IS FUCKING ELECTED. WERE you elected? No? Didn’t think so. FUCK OFF!

If we had WANTED a majority, we would have elected one. You don’t get to fucking appoint yourselves as one. And, oh what a paradise these jackasses would no doubt create, what with their brilliant economic plan of spending more money than we have…in order to cut down on spending. Uhhh…sure. Of course, most of these programs will no doubt be CONVENIENTLY located in Quebec, but that’s merely coincidental, and has nothing to do with this whole pile of shit crumbling if the Bloc leaves!

Here’s what I truly find darkly, blackly funny about all of this. If the opposition parties in any supposedly ‘backwards’ country in Africa or Asia or Eastern Europe tried this, I fucking GUARANTEE you that these SAME fucktards would be screaming from the highest mountain that “As Canadians we can not allow this attack on the democratic will of the people of Backwardsia!” Jack Layton would be demanding Canadian troops be pulled out of Afghanistan in order to be sent to Backwardsia as “A bulwark against a bloodless coup.”

Yet, apparently it’s perfectly okay here. Let that be a lesson kids, if people don’t like you and won’t give you anything, just pout and whine and scheme and just take it anyway.

So now what do we have to look forward to? Well, either ANOTHER goddamn election (in which case I will hereby predict the seat numbers will not change much at all. The majority of Canadians will just give up and not vote. However, this little powerplay WILL inspire one group to get to the polls in big numbers…Conservative voters), which repulsively enough is actually the BETTER option here, or these jackasses get to just take over. And then, what, 10 months down the line, some sort of fissure will appear within their ranks, splits will start, the whole fucking thing will fall apart, and we’re back at square one. Why? Ego. The same hubris and arrogance that convinces these douchebags they have some sort of ‘right to power’ is going to convince them all INDIVIDUALLY that they have the SAME ‘right to power’. Duceppe will start asking for more and more and more, using the threat of the Bloc leaving the coalition as a cudgel. Layton’s call for massive increases in government spending will clash with the Liberals push for less. Not to mention the fact that The Liberals will still be picking a new LEADER in 4 months…yes, Stephane Dion would be declared Coalition Leader for 4 months, then someone else comes in (oh boy, Michael Ignatieff and Bob Rae…the same collection of losers nobody wanted LAST time this happened…these guys’ collective incompetence is how Dion got in in the first place!), so NOW we’d have a coalition government nobody fucking voted for led by a coalition leader chosen by one party. Wow, nice concept of democracy, you motherfucking pile of shit.

If somebody couple please spare a Hydrogen Bomb for Parliament Hill, the country would be forever fucking grateful.