So, yes, now that James and Janine are parents…Lori was officially the one closest to the birthdate. This simply proves that hating the expectant mother by picking a date weeks past the actual due date is the true path to victory. Anyway, I think everyone who jumped in had said $5 apiece, so we can pool it up whenever and either give it Lori herself or Kelly (so long as he promises not to spend [...]

(Just a quick note here…this actually just started off as me sharing an ‘Evils of D&D’ related religious comic. Then it just sort of kept going. It’s been awhile since I’ve had one of these make it up as I go along blatherings. I hope it’s entertaining). Most of the poor, bedraggled bastards reading this probably think they have no idea who the Hell that even is. Aaah, but you DO! Ever found one of [...]

As thought of by the minds of the Cyanide & Happiness web comic, an…err…’new’ version of Twas the Night Before Christmas. That is all.

Well, it’s over. A 16 point loss has ended the season of the Horde. Sure, there’s the 3rd place game this weekend, but I really just don’t give a shit. Who cares about 3rd or 4th place? It’s not like there are fucking medals for anything but the win, so it’s just pointless. If I’m not first, it doesn’t matter. REALLY close game, and seeing as the Horde scored about 580 points, I really can’t [...]

No, this isn’t my update on the Canadian political scene, though I will be putting one up when I get the chance to sit down and type it out. I just read a very interesting story from Men’s Journal Online talking about Iraq from quite a different perspective. Michael Ware is a CNN reporter. He’s spent the majority of the past 6 years in Afghanistan and Iraq. He’s been shot at, attacked, kidnapped, and came [...]

It’s Week 2 of the playoffs, first game for the Horde. The match-up is with the Zoidbergs. They’re the #6 seed, and upset the #3 Arlington Atomics last week. QB – With Ben facing the Ravens, it’s all about the Asswipe this week, as he faces the St. Peters Varsity, also known as the Kansas City Chiefs. Zoidbergs has MVP front runner Kurt Warner facing Minnesota, who I hope rag doll him so hard his [...]

Yeah, the #1 team last week made a massive comeback and won, so my team DID end up getting the #2 seed, and the Bye this week. So no team (well, that isn’t true…I actually have 3 other teams that are either starting the postseason or finishing their regular season this weekend) this week! This could actually be quite beneficial. DJ Williams should definitely be back for next week, and he was a tackle machine [...]

Yes, now that a few days have passed and I’ve vented the initial burst of spleen, I’ve decided to maybe try to write something else about the current state of ‘government’ in the nation of Canada…perhaps even coming off as making a little bit of sense, as opposed to a carpet bombing strike  of rageful 4 letter words that sort of comes off as the rant equivalent of just screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!” at the top of [...]

Every single year that I have existed on this planet, I have watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, a tradition that will continue tonight (9 PM Mountain Time on CBS). I suspect my love of really bad supermarionation and puppetry probably stems from this special, actually. And who can’t love a show so past it’s prime that it includes such conversation as… Female character : We want to help! Male : No…this is man’s work! [...]