Peer Pressure Works!

Ugh.

QB – I am rapidly beginning to remember why I despise Philip Rivers. Thanks for the 24 points, Phil. Half my defense scored more than you…and this is as your receiving corps is getting HEALTHIER. Meanwhile, I tune in to the Green Bay game and see…sleet! Yes! That will screw his…oh, Rodgers got 75. Never mind. Big Ben actually scored about 50…on my bench.

RB – This was a battle of complete and utter garbage. My backs beat his backs 51-27. 5 running backs COMBINED to score an immortal 78 points. What a ‘victory’.

Rec – Miller was actually a decent play, putting up 23 (and outdoing Winslow). Bryant came through with 33. Moss and Marshall continue to piss me off with a combined 36 points. He got 41 from Driver to go with that 57 from Fitzgerald, so it didn’t matter that Dallas Clark, Chad Johnson and Reggie Wayne did nothing. 143-92.

K – Buffalo’s offense has forgotten how to score, and it’s killed Lindell, who put up 19 this week as they faced an actual defense, rather than the Chiefs. He got 53 from Mason Crosby as Green Bay scored at will.

D – Only lost by a bit here, actually, 233-196. Rhodes, Bell, Davis and Harrison all had at least 32, but those pitiful excuses for performances from Hope and Hill were too much to overcome. He only had one guy score LESS than 24, as his entire D unit came to play.

So, a loss by about 150. Even if I HAD played White over any of my other backs and Ben over Dickhead, I still lose by abaout 80.

MVP : Fuck that. Nobody did anything extraordinary this week.

LVP : How about the entire goddamn roster? I have come to the conclusion that what’s wrong with this team could best be fixed with an automatic weapon.

Lindell’s gone…Buffalo sucks, so he doesn’t get to score anymore. Hill has scored 9 points in 2 games COMBINED. Fuck him, he’s out…perhaps after I deliver a heavy sack beating with a pillowcase full of doorknobs. It sounds like DJ Williams should be back, which is good, and Vagina Jackson actually played, and played well, today, so HE should be a regular option again. I’ll scapegoat someone from the offense and boot his ass just because I’m pissed off and a vengeful prick (Hi, Kellen…I notice you got hurt again, and you’ve frustrated me…you seem like a viable option).

IF the #3 Arlington Atomics beat the #1 Vulcan 1776 today (and that looks likely), that drops the Horde in to 3rd place, which means I play next week. The #6 team looks to be The Zoidbergs, who would be 7-6. Frankly, the way this cunt of a team is taking it right now, I expect to lose by about 13000 points, and for me to have a whole pile of players I have an intense new fucking hate for.