Wow can mean good…and wow can mean “Holy shit…what the Hell just happened?” The game today was sort of the equivalent of being swept over by Mongol Hordes (ironic, I know).
QB – Pretty even. Eli Manning put up 64 for him, Big Ben 54 for me. No complaints.
RB – Quite pleased, actually. He got 71 from 3 guys, thanks to the Giants Brandon Jacobs being a game time scratch (though Thomas Jones got him 53). I got 74 from my 2…I DID go with Portis, who had 35, and Addai, who scored 39. Still all good.
K – Insane. He got 60 from Gostkowski, which pales next to the 87 I got from Lindell. Absolute fucking madness with the kickers.
D – Somewhat disappointing, actually. 168 overall isn’t bad, but 95 of that came from my 3 DBs. The other 5 guys totaled only 73, which flat out stinks. Hill, Davis and Harrison all had their worst game thus far in the same week. He got 197 from his defenders…44 from Eric Weddle, 37 from Jon Beason, 32 from Patrick Willis and 45 from Channing Crowder (ex-Horde member Porter only had 9, by the way, compared to 21 put up by his replacement, Lofton).
Receiver – I saved this for last because…just wow. I played 5 guys…Winslow, Bomber Mo, Marshall, Moss and Bryant. The FIVE of them totaled…TOTALED 94 POINTS. That’s 4 points LESS than he got from Randy Moss BY HIS FUCKING SELF. Moss, Ginn, Evans and Gonzalez scored 244 POINTS. 244! Now, hey, I can accept that…his guys had massive days and all got hot the same week…it happens. I CANNOT accept less than a hundred FROM MY ENTIRE FUCKING RECEIVING CORPS! Muhammad led the way with 34, and with that 34 was the only guy to even match the same put up by Lee Evans, THEIR LOWEST SCORING RECEIVER! Absolutely sickening.
So, yeah, all in all I lost by…let’s just go with a shit ton. The specific number doesn’t matter, it was a LOT. Absolutely frustrating as Hell watching half my team have their worst game of the year all at the same time. So, now we’re 9-3, we’ve lost 2 in a row, and we might not even be 2nd anymore, as this had a chance of dropping us to 3rd. If I was a REAL GM after a week like this, they’d be clearing bodies off the fucking floors.
MVP – Do I really have to pick one? REALLY? Well, I really have to give a shout out to Lindell. Sure, he only gets points based on his team’s offense, but 6 extra points and 4 field goals. I mean, Christ, he probably put up 20% of the Horde’s points BY HIMSELF. I don’t care what spot you play, that GETS you MVP.
LVP – I’m a little more tolerant of the weak games from my defenders, because they have been fantastic to this point…I can accept it. However, my receiving corps right now makes me want to fucking vomit. At least Mo produced…I can’t really include him in this…he was good this week. Winslow…I know you’rte playing hurt, but FOUR points?! FOUR?! Lindell beat that WITH HIS FIRST EXTRA POINT! That may be the shittiest ‘performance’ I have ever gotten from a guy in a fantasy league. Absolutely revolting. Frankly, as far as I’m concerned, Big Ben, my running backs, Mo, Lindell and the DBs all get to take turns gang raping the living shit out of the other receivers…if they’re gonna take it in the ass, at least someone rom THIS team will get something from it. Ugh.
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