You of course remember Episode 1 of this, the ‘car guy’ chick who sort of looked like maybe she’d leaned in a bit too much at the plate and caught a few dozen Nolan Ryan fastballs with her face, then had that repaired with playdough by some back alley surgeon? Actually, your mind may have repressed the horrible visage, so here’s a nice reminder for you…perhaps have a bucket stationed nearby.
Now, on the Sherdog forums (an MMA discussion forum I visit occasionally), some other guy blinded by love (or maybe he’s really blind, and just faking that he can see real good. There really is no third option here) decided to post some post-wedding photos of his…’wife’ and himself, and the members of their wedding party. Again, guys, I cannot stress this emphatically enough…if you are going to publicize the love of your life, maybe ensure first that she isn’t going to be absolutely hammered. Think of her self esteem for fuck’s sake BEFORE posting photos of some lady who, in this case, certainly doesn’t resemble a ten…unless perhaps we are describing her in terms of gross (and I do mean gross) tonnage.
Also, just as a side note, if you have a wedding cake composed of a pile of Twinkies covered in frosting, you may as well rename yourself Hick Ruberson and start lubing up now for the inevitable anal ravaging your hillbilly ass will no doubt experience at the hands of ‘dem aleens’ very, very soon.
Here are some commentary highlights just through the first 5-6 pages…
Don’t you ever disrespect john candy like that…..he looks like megan fox compared to that ….uhhh….it. (for explanation here…someone had posted a photo of John Candy driving a car…it really did bear a sickening resemblance to a photo of her driving a car).
Buy a shotgun. “The Hills Have Eyes” is real
I’ve listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I’ve ever seen for the absence of a God.
Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.
By about page…10 or so, the guy who initially started the thread admits he’s full of it…however, he found the pics of this couple online. So these people really are…’together’. And, the mockery continues unabated.
Anyway, stop pretending you’re polite, embrace your dark side, and check this shit out. The thread is currently…55 pages of absolute comedic gold. As before though, I must warn you that the images you will see may be disturbing…and if they aren’t, perhaps start slugging down lots and lots of pills.
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