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 The Rage! It Burns!
Nov 142008
 

This…this is just…I don’t even know what the fuck to call this story.

Couple meets online playing Second Life. They hit it off. They get married…for real. Thgey also get ‘married’ in Second Life.

Wife comes home from work one day, and sees on the monitor that husband’s avatar is fucking a hooker. Wife HIRES A PRIVATE DETECTIVE…for what reason? Why to FOLLOW HER HUSBAND ON LINE, of course!

Husband’s avatar is spending a lot of time with the character of another woman. WIFE FILES FOR DIVORCE. Not just in the GAME, no no…IN REAL LIFE.

She apparently feels she has been cheated on. Listen up, you retarded dingbat cunt…SECOND LIFE IS NOT FUCKING REAL! If his CHARACTER is banging a whore, it DOES NOT MEAN HE IS. Do us all a goddamn favor…the next time your useless ass is relaxing in the tub, please grab that razor you use to shave your legs, pop the blades out and cut your wrists. And do it VERTICAL, UP THE ARM…none of this across the wrist pretend bullshit…DIE. Actually, before you do that, consume the entire contents of your medicine cabinet, and perhaps everything under the sink, first.

You are an utterly useless waste of human chromosomes. If your shocking lack of intelligence and any sort of connection to reality cannot be explained away by some level of retardation, you are simply too much of a drag on human evolution to be allowed to live. Sorry, sweetheart, but if life’s a game of Poker, you are sitting there with a 3, an 8 and a Jack. You don’t even have five cards because you tossed away that King and Queen you were holding as they were clearly cheating on you with each other (oh, and by the way, the fact that that Suicide King was taking himself out? Totally your fault).

Now, I know it’s cruel, but here’s a look at your future. Trust me, it’s for your own good.

You will spend the rest of your life alone, eating bon bons on the couch and slowly expanding (See, call us quirky, but we males don’t tend to enjoy spending time around some chick who can best be described as BATSHIT CRAZY). Sure, you’ll try online dating, but nobody seems interested when your profile describes your hobbies as ‘Long walks on the beach, paranoid delusions and spending my days wrapped up in a nonexistent fantasy world’. Eventually, you’ll have to quit your job because travel (actually, just the simple act of rolling over in your industrial-strength-support bed) will become too difficult for your massive, oozing self to even contemplate any more. Have no fear, though…your expanding business as history’s greatest Jabba the Hutt impersonator will keep you in the green! When you’re as good an impersonator as you’ll be, people will have no problem bringing the parties to you (and why not? You’ve been bedridden so long that your apartment is pretty much pristine). Eventually, you’ll gain a measure of infamy as fattest bitch in history (wow…that AND craziest loon ever…truly the 2 marks of a satisfying existence). Eventually, you’ll drown in your own corpulence. You’ll just be left to rot after seventeen firemen suffer debilitating and career ending injuries attempting to heft massive hunks of you (you were too large to move whole, so the sawzalls were brought out to make the burdens lighter) down 3 flights of stairs. Your 27 cats will live long, happy lives as they feast upon you.

So, see, you might as well just do it now. Compared to THAT isn’t suicide truly the better option? Hell, go out fast…spend that money you’ve been saving up for kids’ college funds (YOU…having CHILDREN…because some man EVER AGAIN decides to put his dick…in YOU…Jesus, you ARE crazy!) on a nice shotgun. You can save a little by only needing to buy one round! Actually…considering the intelligence you’ve displayed thus far, you might wanna pick up a few extras…

Just die.

G4 – The Feed – Online Affair Ends In Divorce.

  • http://www.bisonweb.ca Liam

    I have to disagree with you on this one, Clifford.
    Says the guy was into a little something-something with some american chick or something. I think that yeah, his avatar doing the dirty with a fake person isn’t cause for divorce but that, combined with him sneaking around on the internet with some chick would make me nervous, given the way he met his wife.

  • http://www.bisonweb.ca Liam

    I have to disagree with you on this one, Clifford.
    Says the guy was into a little something-something with some american chick or something. I think that yeah, his avatar doing the dirty with a fake person isn’t cause for divorce but that, combined with him sneaking around on the internet with some chick would make me nervous, given the way he met his wife.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    However, again, his online AVATAR was hanging out with some American chick’s AVATAR. And rather than DISCUSS or ARGUE about this, you know, like NORMAL people would, she HIRES A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?! This is not rational. This is not how functioning human beings think. End her.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    However, again, his online AVATAR was hanging out with some American chick’s AVATAR. And rather than DISCUSS or ARGUE about this, you know, like NORMAL people would, she HIRES A PRIVATE DETECTIVE?! This is not rational. This is not how functioning human beings think. End her.

  • http://www.blackbus.org Pete

    Yeah I’m going to have to disagree as well. Nothing happens physically beforre it happens in your mind. In her mind she had already cheated – and she is right to think so. When you get married you agree to give you mind, heart and body to only one other person. In this case he gave two of the 3 and chances are, given enough time he would have cheated physically.

    The sense of betrayal cannot be overstated in this case.

    Given the circumstances this may have been doomed from the start though. Spending that much time in Second Life of any other venue that seperates you from the real world is evidence of a tremendous desire to escape or hide from something else entirely.

    People get hurt in their lives and they do whatever they can to stop the hurt. I speak from some very painful experience here that led to addiction issues I never would have thought would happen to me. I will not be angry at this woman or her husband. I will only pity them.

  • http://www.blackbus.org Pete

    Yeah I’m going to have to disagree as well. Nothing happens physically beforre it happens in your mind. In her mind she had already cheated – and she is right to think so. When you get married you agree to give you mind, heart and body to only one other person. In this case he gave two of the 3 and chances are, given enough time he would have cheated physically.

    The sense of betrayal cannot be overstated in this case.

    Given the circumstances this may have been doomed from the start though. Spending that much time in Second Life of any other venue that seperates you from the real world is evidence of a tremendous desire to escape or hide from something else entirely.

    People get hurt in their lives and they do whatever they can to stop the hurt. I speak from some very painful experience here that led to addiction issues I never would have thought would happen to me. I will not be angry at this woman or her husband. I will only pity them.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    Okay, was she right to wonder what was going on? Sure. However, what is the next step a rational, useful human being would follow? Perhaps confront the other person, or at least ask them what the Hell was going on. What was HER response? Hiring a P.I. to ‘follow’ her husband’s online character. EPIC FAIL FOR MANKIND. There is no getting beyond the fact that her response at the first sign of potential trouble was infantile and just plain stupid. This is how she deals with things? Hiring a Private Investigator to follow an avatar? Seriously? Take this bitch out now before she breeds and spreads such wonderful ‘lessons’ on to whatever hideous subhuman beast crawls out of the egg sack she leaves on the ground.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    Okay, was she right to wonder what was going on? Sure. However, what is the next step a rational, useful human being would follow? Perhaps confront the other person, or at least ask them what the Hell was going on. What was HER response? Hiring a P.I. to ‘follow’ her husband’s online character. EPIC FAIL FOR MANKIND. There is no getting beyond the fact that her response at the first sign of potential trouble was infantile and just plain stupid. This is how she deals with things? Hiring a Private Investigator to follow an avatar? Seriously? Take this bitch out now before she breeds and spreads such wonderful ‘lessons’ on to whatever hideous subhuman beast crawls out of the egg sack she leaves on the ground.

  • http://www.bisonweb.ca Liam

    Having only read the article, I can’t say for sure that this was the first sign of trouble. I don’t know what steps she’d taken previously. I also think that if they had these problems. there were other thigns she woudl have noticed and it would have been way healthier to bring them up than do what she did. But maybe she’s been through this before. I think it’s sad and that her decisions were not the best ones but I can undersand her rationale.

  • http://www.bisonweb.ca Liam

    Having only read the article, I can’t say for sure that this was the first sign of trouble. I don’t know what steps she’d taken previously. I also think that if they had these problems. there were other thigns she woudl have noticed and it would have been way healthier to bring them up than do what she did. But maybe she’s been through this before. I think it’s sad and that her decisions were not the best ones but I can undersand her rationale.

   
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