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Nov 092008
 

If you are going to post photos of your girlfriend posing half naked next to your car, it JUST MIGHT be a decent idea to make sure he’s somewhat, you know…ATTRACTIVE first. This poor bastard on some car site did NOT heed that. The result is a thread full of 62 pages of vicious, wonderful gold. Lemme find a few of the highlights I’ve seen so far (I’m only about a third of the way through it)…

-Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??

-Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick. And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick. Then borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick double penetrated her anally while ugly stick throat fcked her.

-Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds..

-OP should not have punched her repeatedly in the face before the photohshoot… please think about it next time.

-UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP.

I don’t care if it makes me a bad person, I cannot stop laughing as I read through this. I WILL warn you, though, she is STARTLINGLY unattractive.

Embrace the dark side…and enjoy.

  • http://www.bisonweb.ca Liam

    My soul hurts almost as much as my stomach does from laughing so much.

    The bear trap one was funny. But this was just mean.

  • http://www.bisonweb.ca Liam

    My soul hurts almost as much as my stomach does from laughing so much.

    The bear trap one was funny. But this was just mean.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    I think the bear trap one was my favorite…although there was also one about how her touch devalued the car, to say nothing of him, that was pretty good.

    Oh, it’s definitely mean…it’s just so unbelievably funny! I cannot imagine what dude was thinking. Really…just…WOW.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    I think the bear trap one was my favorite…although there was also one about how her touch devalued the car, to say nothing of him, that was pretty good.

    Oh, it’s definitely mean…it’s just so unbelievably funny! I cannot imagine what dude was thinking. Really…just…WOW.

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    Here’s the

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    Bah! Here’s the question! Are you body-building now?

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    Here’s the

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    Bah! Here’s the question! Are you body-building now?

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    Nope. Someone on the Sports Mogul site happened to link to that, otherwise I would have been utterly clueless about that thread’s wonderful existence.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    Nope. Someone on the Sports Mogul site happened to link to that, otherwise I would have been utterly clueless about that thread’s wonderful existence.

  • kyle

    http://www.katu.com/news/34292654.html

    In case you need someone stupid to rant about.

  • kyle

    http://www.katu.com/news/34292654.html

    In case you need someone stupid to rant about.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    I just put forth a rant, so I’m a little weary at the moment, but…good God. How utterly stupid, selfish and retarded can a person truly be? At some point you’d THINK this dingbat might clue in. But NOOOOO…she’s so utterly blinded by selfish greed she keeps buying in to this ridiculous garbage. I’m sorry, but there isn’t a court in the land that should convict her husband for beating the everliving shit out of this useless sack of skin.

    ANYONE who would believe that the director of the FBI’s only resource to stop this money from going to ‘the terrorists’ is some retiree living on a pension is sub-moronic. She’s achieved some new level of sheer stupidity that’s almost incalculable. She’s like a black hole for intelligence…it just gets sucked in to her vortex of dumb…where it ends up, science simply does not know, they can only theorize. Ugh.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    I just put forth a rant, so I’m a little weary at the moment, but…good God. How utterly stupid, selfish and retarded can a person truly be? At some point you’d THINK this dingbat might clue in. But NOOOOO…she’s so utterly blinded by selfish greed she keeps buying in to this ridiculous garbage. I’m sorry, but there isn’t a court in the land that should convict her husband for beating the everliving shit out of this useless sack of skin.

    ANYONE who would believe that the director of the FBI’s only resource to stop this money from going to ‘the terrorists’ is some retiree living on a pension is sub-moronic. She’s achieved some new level of sheer stupidity that’s almost incalculable. She’s like a black hole for intelligence…it just gets sucked in to her vortex of dumb…where it ends up, science simply does not know, they can only theorize. Ugh.

  • http://feelingsofwhite.com legion

    her face is teh fail :P

  • http://feelingsofwhite.com legion

    her face is teh fail :P

   
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