It’s ANOTHER post that has NOTHING to do with UFO the series (I will get to it, S-Dub, but I’m watching Season One of The Wire at the moment). More game related hilarity has been found in the form of a little show called Broken Pixels. Imagine a 3-man version of Mystery Science Theater, only they’re playing bad games instead of watching bad movies. Most of them are funny…because most of them feature the trio [...]
Ugh.
QB – I am rapidly beginning to remember why I despise Philip Rivers. Thanks for the 24 points, Phil. Half my defense scored more than you…and this is as your receiving corps is getting HEALTHIER. Meanwhile, I tune in to the Green Bay game and see…sleet! Yes! That will screw his…oh, Rodgers got 75. Never mind. Big Ben actually scored about 50…on my bench.
RB – This was a battle of complete and utter garbage. My backs beat his backs 51-27. 5 running backs COMBINED to score an immortal 78 points. What a ‘victory’.
Rec – Miller was actually a decent play, putting up 23 (and outdoing Winslow). Bryant came through with 33. Moss and Marshall continue to piss me off with a combined 36 points. He got 41 from Driver to go with that 57 from Fitzgerald, so it didn’t matter that Dallas Clark, Chad Johnson and Reggie Wayne did nothing. 143-92.
K – Buffalo’s offense has forgotten how to score, and it’s killed Lindell, who put up 19 this week as they faced an actual defense, rather than the Chiefs. He got 53 from Mason Crosby as Green Bay scored at will.
D – Only lost by a bit here, actually, 233-196. Rhodes, Bell, Davis and Harrison all had at least 32, but those pitiful excuses for performances from Hope and Hill were too much to overcome. He only had one guy score LESS than 24, as his entire D unit came to play.
So, a loss by about 150. Even if I HAD played White over any of my other backs and Ben over Dickhead, I still lose by abaout 80.
MVP : Fuck that. Nobody did anything extraordinary this week.
LVP : How about the entire goddamn roster? I have come to the conclusion that what’s wrong with this team could best be fixed with an automatic weapon.
Lindell’s gone…Buffalo sucks, so he doesn’t get to score anymore. Hill has scored 9 points in 2 games COMBINED. Fuck him, he’s out…perhaps after I deliver a heavy sack beating with a pillowcase full of doorknobs. It sounds like DJ Williams should be back, which is good, and Vagina Jackson actually played, and played well, today, so HE should be a regular option again. I’ll scapegoat someone from the offense and boot his ass just because I’m pissed off and a vengeful prick (Hi, Kellen…I notice you got hurt again, and you’ve frustrated me…you seem like a viable option).
IF the #3 Arlington Atomics beat the #1 Vulcan 1776 today (and that looks likely), that drops the Horde in to 3rd place, which means I play next week. The #6 team looks to be The Zoidbergs, who would be 7-6. Frankly, the way this cunt of a team is taking it right now, I expect to lose by about 13000 points, and for me to have a whole pile of players I have an intense new fucking hate for.
Final Week…Everything Must Go!It’s the final regular season game for my FF league, and next week the playoffs start. As it stands now, the Horde is in 2nd place with a 9-3 record. If we win this week and the #1 team loses, we’re in the #1 spot. If we lose and the #1 team WINS, we stay in 2nd…because the #1 team is PLAYING the #3 team. All in all, we’re guaranteed a 1st round bye (top [...] |
Is Mario Retarded?Sorry, Sean, this is NOT the UFO-related post you’ve been waiting for. Guy playing insanely over the top difficult custom level for a Super Mario Brothers game played on an emulator. Guy dies A LOT. Guy curses and loses it A LOT. I think the reason I love this so much is that this is pretty much me when playing a game. And some of his lines “I hate everything that has ever existed.” or [...] |
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The Saga of Bloodninja (I can’t think of a better title, so okay then!)First off, why would any right thinking human being engage in cybersex with someone calling himself Blood Ninja? Really? Blood Ninja? Okay then… I have no idea if these are real text exchanges, but whether they are or are not, they are laugh your ass off funny. I’m only a short ways in, but here’s my avorite so far. Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. Bloodninja: [...] |
Wow. Just…wow.Wow can mean good…and wow can mean “Holy shit…what the Hell just happened?” The game today was sort of the equivalent of being swept over by Mongol Hordes (ironic, I know). QB – Pretty even. Eli Manning put up 64 for him, Big Ben 54 for me. No complaints. RB – Quite pleased, actually. He got 71 from 3 guys, thanks to the Giants Brandon Jacobs being a game time scratch (though Thomas Jones got [...] |
Something to Keep in Mind 2 : Love Really MUST Be BlindYou of course remember Episode 1 of this, the ‘car guy’ chick who sort of looked like maybe she’d leaned in a bit too much at the plate and caught a few dozen Nolan Ryan fastballs with her face, then had that repaired with playdough by some back alley surgeon? Actually, your mind may have repressed the horrible visage, so here’s a nice reminder for you…perhaps have a bucket stationed nearby. Now, on the Sherdog [...] |
Time For a Comeback? Maybe Game of the Year.This really could be the biggest regular season game the Horde play this year. We’re 9-2…and so is Vulcan1776. They’ve won EIGHT in a row, we’re coming off a loss. One move this week…with Kellen Winslow questionable this week, I dropped Rashied Davis for Zack Miller (Also known as ‘Only Raider Who Can Catch’). The dropping of Jonathan Stewart (who Vulcan grabbed, by the way) for Davis goes down as retarded move of the year. [...] |
HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME!That pretty much sums up how this week’s game is looking so far. QB – Ben wasn’t bad actually, considering he didn’t put up any TDs (thank goodness for points for attempts, yards and completions), scoring 46. McNabb, however, scored 58 for him (curse the lack of Interception penalties!). RB – Considering I only played 2, I’ll take 85 points. Addai was HUGE, running for 105 and a TD, and catching 4 passes for another [...] |
The Escapist : Video Galleries : de-rez : The Final Days of the Man Responsible for SecuROMFunny damn video…share in the final days of life of the man who exposed the Earth to SecuROM. Imagine a typical movie where a man is trapped in his house by a legion of zombies…now replace the zombies with irate gamers. The Escapist : Video Galleries : de-rez : The Final Days of the Man Responsible for SecuROM. |
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