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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities. — Dr. Seuss

pI’m down right now, and it all comes down to 2 guys, one for each team, playing tomorrow night. Finally, an angina-producing week of Fantasy Football! Hip Hip Fucking Hooray./p pQB – Big Ben stunk. The thing is, I should have known it was going to happen. Teams that put pressure on the QB have smacked him around, and the Giants put pressure on in drives. Still, for reasons I do not know, I played him over Dumbass, who was facing a cake-easy Saints ‘defence’ this week. Big Ben had 33 points, Rivers would have put up about 75-80. Against that, Warner had 86./p pRB – He got 144 points. Westbrook scored 90 by himself. That Pats guy with the long name ends up with 22 points…had a whopping 16 yards, but scored a fucking TD. Graham scored 29 due to his numbers catching passes. For me, Portis had 36. White plays tomorrow./p pReceiver – His stunk, which is the only reason there is a hope in fucking Hell left for the Horde right now. He got 46 points from all three wideouts and his tight end. I got 186 from my 4 wideouts and tight end, half of which was put up by Moss, who had an epic game./p pK – Both scored big…51 for Lindell, 57 for Kaeding./p pD – 4 of his guys put up 35 or more. 4 of mine have scored less than 11, which is utter shit. Tatupu had 7, but he has had better weeks, so I can accept that. Jermaine Phillips’ 10 is bullshit, Will Witherspoon had a whopping 9, which equals unemployment as of tomorrow. Harrison had 4, but he’s been a stud thus far. Kerry Rhodes wants it BAD, scoring 46 this week. Posluszny returned to put up his standard 30. Leroy Hill had 59./p pAll told, I’m down about 40. I have White to go, he has Colts safety Melvin Bullitt. If Bullitt does anything, I’m screwed. If White doesn’t show up, I’m screwed. I’m thinking it’s more than likely going to be a loss. If I had started the right QB, it would be pretty much a tie game right now, so I can’t really blame anyone but my own fucking stupidity this week (which pisses me off even more)./p

  • All Hail not being able to sleep more than 4 hours! Huzzah!

    Anyway, from the jaws of despair has been snatched VICTORY! Thanks to Lendale White punching his epic ass in to the end zone twice on Monday night, it was a close 20 point win over the Zoidbergs to rise to 7-1 and remain in first. In other news, I think I have FINALLY acquired a tight end to put in place for the rest of the year, getting Cleveland's Kellen Winslow (also knows as the only guy who did shit all as a receiver before he got hurt) off of waivers. He's expected back next week, and will be in the lineup. I've also dropped Witherspoon for Miami's Joey Porter. I HATE Porter, but you need someone you can't stand on your team...and he has 10.5 sacks halfway through the goddamn season. And Jermaine Phillips HAS been excised from the locker room in favor of Tennessee's Chris Hope.

    With the new additions, and Jackson expected back next week, and a possible first sighting for Addai, I'm quite pleased about next week. I have a BIT of concern about Ben facing a tough Washington defense (and Dumbass is on his Bye, so there is no other option at this point), but they haven't been flattening QBs like the Giants.

    I AM also considering putting in a waiver claim for one of the Drunk's receivers, stoner Santonio Holmes. I doubt I'd get him, since my successful claim of Winslow gives me the dead last waiver order number, but he could be an interesting get down the stretch.
  • Well, good God of Awesome...unable to sleep, I just checked in and found that the scoring numbers are out. Apparently, the initial Yahoo game reports were off on some of my defensive guys...Bell had 35 points, not 17 (as he made more plays). Harrison had 14, not 4, for the same reason. A few here, a few there, and despite my blunder at QB, the game is a virtual tie (he's up one whole point. One catch is worth 3 in this league, and he's up 1). So, it really is all up to the White vs. Bullitt matchup tonight. I feel a LOT better about that matchup, though, than I did yesterday.
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