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Raping Of The Horde

 Sports/Fantasy Sports
Oct 052008
 

Ugh. Ugh. And, just for emphasis, ugh.

Rivers had his second crappy start in a row, putting up 29. Garrard hasn’t played yet, but he should probably put up about the same vs. the Steelers.

My backs I’m actually quite happy with! I got 74 from Portis and Stewart, though I got burned by the Carolina tandem backfield, where this week, DeAngelo Williams got all the TDs, with none for Stewart. He got 83 from Gore, Johnson and Grant, with only Gore (44) really doing much. Considering his 3 backs only outdid my 2 by 9 points, I ain’t hatin’ that.

My kicker outdid his by 25…another nice game for Prater, as he puts up 76.

Then we come to receivers. I had 4 wideouts and a tight end, he had 3 wideouts and a tight end. He got 142 from his guys, I got 59. 59 motherfucking points from FIVE GODDAMN GUYS! There are war crimes prettier than that figure! Santana Moss…NOTHING. Alex Smith, FOUR points, thanks to one whole catch. Jackson, 2 catches. Marshall, 3. Breaston had 32 of those 59 points himself, thanks to 7 grabs for 77 yards.

Meanwhile, on his side, Isaac Bruce only caught 3 passes…of course, two ended up in the endzone. Chris Cooley had an epic game, scoring 61 by himself (and exceeding ALL FIVE OF MY USELESS CUNTS BY TWO POINTS BY HIMSELF).

On the defensive side, DJ Williams was ridiculous, with 9 tackles, an assist, a sack and a pass deflection…total, 63. Posluszny had 40, and Davis had 30. Nobody else topped 24 (with Harrison due up yet).

He got 43 each from Sims and Brackett (thanks to Liam’s Texans and their dumbfuck retard of a quarterback, who doesn’t seem to understand that he should HOLD THE GODDAMN BALL. Fuck him…I hope he contracts a fatal disease that causes him to slowly melt in to a puddle of shit) and 42 from Harper, and 34 from Finnegan. Overall, his defenders are ahead of mine.

Just a disgusting fucking performance. He’s up 41, with Garrard and Winfield due up yet, and I only have Harrison. Over, 4-1, thanks to my piece of shit receivers.

MVP – Williams and Portis can split it, though Prater was also awesome.

LVP – Zero. Santana Moss needs to be brutally gang raped by spine dicked Terralians. Seriously, it couldn’t make him perform any WORSE. And what an utter waste of skin fucking Alex Smith is…tomorrow can’t come soon enough to be rid of that heap. I’ve also had it with Trufant…when 2 tackles and 2 deflections is your best performance, you suck rotting balls. He’s getting absolutely burned every damn week…maybe he’s hurt, maybe he’s stupid, but I don’t give a quarter of a shit, and look forward to removing the ass cancer known as Marcus Trufant from this team. Blech.

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    Hey, don’t blame the texans for your unwillingness to bench the douchebag. Roethlisberger was going up against a banged up Jags secondary and had a good day.

    The Redskins failed to pass against the Eagles and had more success with the tight end? Amazing. Nobody else has had any problems moving the ball to their wideouts against Lito Sheppart, Sheldon Brown and Asante Samuel.

    Jon Stewart: You knew there would be days when he would lose points to Williams. It was inevitable.

    Why the fuck would you pick up Alex D. Smith? Were the rest of the tight ends available on Bye weeks? It’s ALEX SMITH! He’s backing up that other douche, Stevens, isn’t he? That rapist guy that always “Deserves a second chance” even when it’s his thirty-second.

    If you’re going to blame anyone for losing your game, blame the douches. Rivers for sucking and Stevens for not sucking enough to get Smith more touches. Don’t blame the Rosencopter. He’s got enough flak this week. That ball-dropping motherfucker. God! We are INVENTING ways to lose. It would be less disheartening if the Texans hadn’t done exactly the same thing last year.

    FUCK!!

    I’m down by 8 points going into tonight. I have Minnesota’s kicker and the other guy doesn’t have anyone. I think the points are straight from the scoreboard with kickers.

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    Hey, don’t blame the texans for your unwillingness to bench the douchebag. Roethlisberger was going up against a banged up Jags secondary and had a good day.

    The Redskins failed to pass against the Eagles and had more success with the tight end? Amazing. Nobody else has had any problems moving the ball to their wideouts against Lito Sheppart, Sheldon Brown and Asante Samuel.

    Jon Stewart: You knew there would be days when he would lose points to Williams. It was inevitable.

    Why the fuck would you pick up Alex D. Smith? Were the rest of the tight ends available on Bye weeks? It’s ALEX SMITH! He’s backing up that other douche, Stevens, isn’t he? That rapist guy that always “Deserves a second chance” even when it’s his thirty-second.

    If you’re going to blame anyone for losing your game, blame the douches. Rivers for sucking and Stevens for not sucking enough to get Smith more touches. Don’t blame the Rosencopter. He’s got enough flak this week. That ball-dropping motherfucker. God! We are INVENTING ways to lose. It would be less disheartening if the Texans hadn’t done exactly the same thing last year.

    FUCK!!

    I’m down by 8 points going into tonight. I have Minnesota’s kicker and the other guy doesn’t have anyone. I think the points are straight from the scoreboard with kickers.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    No, the blame for this week rests squarely in one place…my receivers not named Steve Breaston. I did some quick figuring, and even WITH Big Ben, I’m still losing this week, because 4 goddamn guys put up 26 points.

    Sure, I didn’t expect Moss to do huge things, but to not catch A SINGLE PASS?! Come on! You have to actually make en effort to end up being THAT unproductive! Marshall was due for an off game…he’s been ridiculous up until this week. Truth is, so has Moss…I just didn’t expect BOTH of them to stink THE SAME WEEK. And Vincent JAckson…now THERE, I can be angry at the douche, because he had him WIDE OPEN for an 80 yard TD in the 4th quarter, but he overthrew him.

    There really wasn’t anyone productive available at tight end, man. Dustin Keller…bye. Zack Miller…bye. Everyone else…backups.

    I don’t mind Stewart not having a huge day, because I DID anticipate him and Williams both having big weeks this year.

    Anyway, out is Marcus Trufant for…wow, I just did it ten minutes ago, and don’t remember, but he’s a productive safety (aaah, Yeremiah Bell!). Out is Smith, and in is Miller at tight end. And out is DJ Hackett, who appears to have gotten busted up, for Derrick Mason, who still catches enough footballs to have some value as depth.

    Oh, and your description of Jerramy Stevens? PRICELESS, sir! :)

    Now, seriously, what is with the Texans? I know my team’s not playing well, but the reasons are pretty obvious…they can’t consistently run the ball. Their line stinks, they can’t open holes, and their backs have nowhere to go. And when you’re built on running, you’re doomed when you can’t. What the Hell is going on with the Texans, though? I mean, they look good for 3 quarters, then just find the most ridiculous ways to lose the game that I have ever seen.

    Hell, up until that 4th quarter, I was wondering how loud the voices would be to leave Rosenfels in, and screw Schaub. Then THAT happened. I mean, I can forgive him for the strip sack…that happens to any quarterback, and it’s the fault of the backside blockers more than him. But the rest…good grief!

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    No, the blame for this week rests squarely in one place…my receivers not named Steve Breaston. I did some quick figuring, and even WITH Big Ben, I’m still losing this week, because 4 goddamn guys put up 26 points.

    Sure, I didn’t expect Moss to do huge things, but to not catch A SINGLE PASS?! Come on! You have to actually make en effort to end up being THAT unproductive! Marshall was due for an off game…he’s been ridiculous up until this week. Truth is, so has Moss…I just didn’t expect BOTH of them to stink THE SAME WEEK. And Vincent JAckson…now THERE, I can be angry at the douche, because he had him WIDE OPEN for an 80 yard TD in the 4th quarter, but he overthrew him.

    There really wasn’t anyone productive available at tight end, man. Dustin Keller…bye. Zack Miller…bye. Everyone else…backups.

    I don’t mind Stewart not having a huge day, because I DID anticipate him and Williams both having big weeks this year.

    Anyway, out is Marcus Trufant for…wow, I just did it ten minutes ago, and don’t remember, but he’s a productive safety (aaah, Yeremiah Bell!). Out is Smith, and in is Miller at tight end. And out is DJ Hackett, who appears to have gotten busted up, for Derrick Mason, who still catches enough footballs to have some value as depth.

    Oh, and your description of Jerramy Stevens? PRICELESS, sir! :)

    Now, seriously, what is with the Texans? I know my team’s not playing well, but the reasons are pretty obvious…they can’t consistently run the ball. Their line stinks, they can’t open holes, and their backs have nowhere to go. And when you’re built on running, you’re doomed when you can’t. What the Hell is going on with the Texans, though? I mean, they look good for 3 quarters, then just find the most ridiculous ways to lose the game that I have ever seen.

    Hell, up until that 4th quarter, I was wondering how loud the voices would be to leave Rosenfels in, and screw Schaub. Then THAT happened. I mean, I can forgive him for the strip sack…that happens to any quarterback, and it’s the fault of the backside blockers more than him. But the rest…good grief!

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    I have some questions of my own about the whole Texans thing.

    1) What the fuck were they doing calling a pass with three minutes left? Especially one that saw Sage all alone rolling out?
    2) Why the fuck would they do it again with just over 2 minutes left? (second fumble)
    3) Why in the good fuck would they do it a third time?(INTERCEPTION)

    I’m getting tired of Gary Kubiak thinking he knows more than football.

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    I have some questions of my own about the whole Texans thing.

    1) What the fuck were they doing calling a pass with three minutes left? Especially one that saw Sage all alone rolling out?
    2) Why the fuck would they do it again with just over 2 minutes left? (second fumble)
    3) Why in the good fuck would they do it a third time?(INTERCEPTION)

    I’m getting tired of Gary Kubiak thinking he knows more than football.

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    In some positives, Steve Slaton was my team’s highest-scoring member and I scored more than anyone else in my fantasy league this week. Helps I started Carolina’s D and Vikings Kicker.

  • http://liamj.blogspot.com liam

    In some positives, Steve Slaton was my team’s highest-scoring member and I scored more than anyone else in my fantasy league this week. Helps I started Carolina’s D and Vikings Kicker.

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    It’s like Kubiak thinks he can act like Shanahan, but without getting a couple of rings as a head coach first.

    Steve Slaton is awesomeness served on a bed of fantastic and slathered with a dollop of “Holy crap!” Oddly, in my ESPN league, he apparently does not exist. He’s nowhere to be found. Immortals Darius Walker and Chris Taylor, yes…Slaton, no. I was not pleased about that at all.

    Oh, and never again will I sort of mock my opponent having ‘just’ a DB left to play. Antoine Winfield last night…8 tackles, 1 pass deflection, a sack, force fumble and fumble recovery (all on one way), and a 59 yard TD after a blocked kick for 93 POINTS. Good God!

  • http://www.peerpressureworks.com Cliff

    It’s like Kubiak thinks he can act like Shanahan, but without getting a couple of rings as a head coach first.

    Steve Slaton is awesomeness served on a bed of fantastic and slathered with a dollop of “Holy crap!” Oddly, in my ESPN league, he apparently does not exist. He’s nowhere to be found. Immortals Darius Walker and Chris Taylor, yes…Slaton, no. I was not pleased about that at all.

    Oh, and never again will I sort of mock my opponent having ‘just’ a DB left to play. Antoine Winfield last night…8 tackles, 1 pass deflection, a sack, force fumble and fumble recovery (all on one way), and a 59 yard TD after a blocked kick for 93 POINTS. Good God!

   
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