Comments on: Reflections on Past Selves

By: Cliff

Cliff — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:54:37 +0000

Well, in THAT scenario, I’m just letting the bullets fly (I’m assuming that, in this situation, I’d be armed)…if he takes me out, I’m taking some of Hollywood with me.

Also…out of that list, I think Hulk Hogan is the only other guy WITH a moustache, and they look nothing alike, so that’s a very, very disappointingly poor disguise choose on the part of Mr. Willis.

By: Liam

Liam — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:41:17 +0000

What if you had to pick Bruce Willis out of a crowd that included Mickey Rourke, a young Jack Nicholson, Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd, Brad Pitt, David Duchovney, Michael J. Fox and the cast of Boston Legal?

And you only had three seconds to do it before he shot a missile at your face? And he might be wearing a fake moustache?

That’s right. Not so easy then, is it?

Maybe we should call in the LepreGere.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:40:52 +0000

Well, no. I mean, who doesn’t recognize Bruce Willis? Not too tough to point out, really. You don’t need to be Richard Gere to do it, and thank God for that, because that’s a fate worse than death right there.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:54:31 +0000

But… if you’re able to identify the other as the Jackal does that make you Richard Gere with the ol’ Lucky Charms accent? “Oh you nasty Jackal!”

By: Cliff

Cliff — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:19:23 +0000

HAHA! Both of me have been exposed as…not me! So, therefore…well, I guess it stands to reason that one of us is, in fact, Liam, then…the other…who can know? Carlos the Jackal, perhaps?

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:55:38 +0000

There you have it, Liam is the real Cliff.

By: Liam

Liam — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:21:54 +0000

I know the answer! Strep throat!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:31:45 +0000

I think we need proof that there’s an Cliff imposter. Only the real Cliff would know the answer to this question…. okay, it took me a while to come up with one… What did you wear to my wedding?

Obviously the fake Cliff will try and answer but we will trap him…. oh yes we will.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:37:24 +0000

Hmmm…it’s vindictive and insulting like me…certainly seems to enjoy put downs…yet I can’t shake the feeling that it’s NOT me. Mainly since, you know, I don’t REMEMBER typing any of that…hmmm…

By: Immortal Goofe

Immortal Goofe — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:48:56 +0000

Sweet Jesus! Who knew there was actually someone still on the internets that thinks everything they read is true? Someone quick, forward Cliff an email from the Prince of Nigeria, or better yet, just send him an email from Prince!

Okay, by show of hands, who thinks Cliff is getting a little soft in the head and needs to be sent off on the next ice floe?

You got that count Mighty Liking? We’re unanimous? How the hell can we be unanimous? Terri Schaivo and Chris Reeve didn’t put up their hands did they? No shit. Well that’s a bloody fucking miracle, someone call the papers. And Chris, gimme a high five brother man… What do you mean you’re too busy? Asshole… gets spontaneous arm movement back and now he’s too busy scratching his ass to give me props for bringing him into this story.