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All Along the Watchtower

Well, I finally got the chance to watch the Season 4 Premiere of Battlestar Galactica tonight, and, not surprisingly, it was pretty bloody good.

Baltar seems to have made the transformation from a completely self-obsessed dick to something of a Mohammed figure, seeing as his new surroundings bear a striking resemblance to the Islamic idea of heaven for martyrs, and his role seems to be spreading the ‘true faith’ to mankind. I also noticed that the music seemed to take on a bit of a Mid-East flavor in most of his scenes, although I could just be grasping for straws there. Actually, though, since through a large part of the series it has come across quite clearly that the Cylon side is more in line with the Middle or Far East in history, while the humans resemble more of the West. (This makes me wonder…where is the African representation? I DEMAND a ‘third race’ to appear, one with comically overstated racial tones. Perhaps my beloved ‘Spine dicked Terralians’, who could spout off about breaking it off in a motherfucker? On second thought, this would fit in much better in a George Lucas production, where they could easily mingle with his ‘They aren’t Asian stereotypes, really’ Asian stereotype fish people from the trade collective, or whatever the fuck they were called).

One question to ponder…let’s say that ‘The 4′ didn’t find out they were, in fact, Cylons. So, the huge battle ensues, only, when the Cylon Raider wheels around and goes face to face with Anders’ ship, Anders doesn’t signal the Cylon to his true identity, because he isn’t aware of it. Do the Cylons then press the attack and obliterate mankind? And is THAT the reason that ‘The 4′ became aware of who they were, to thwart such a cataclysmic end (and to avoid a ten minute bloodbath that would add up to the crappiest season of a network television program in history)?
Obviously, this is a rather minor question in the overall arc of the show, but that’s because I’m tired, and don’t feel much like delving in to the deeper subtexts of anything but my bed at the moment.

To make a long blathering much shorter…season 4 started, and it was good.

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  • Liam J.

    Can’t read this yet. We just started the series so I don’t want to ruin it. I saw the Baltar comment at the first and I have to say that he’s a cocky prick and I had hoped he would be eviscerated by now but you can’t always get what you want.

  • Liam J.

    Can’t read this yet. We just started the series so I don’t want to ruin it. I saw the Baltar comment at the first and I have to say that he’s a cocky prick and I had hoped he would be eviscerated by now but you can’t always get what you want.

  • legion

    Ah, but Liam (should you ever return to read this comment, which seems unlikely), Baltar is a character without whom BSG would be dreck. He is so much at the heart of what the show is about, and whether you love him or hate him, his character is fantabulistic!

    -spoiler-
    who else could go from trial to harem of hot women guardian chicks who will club someone over the noggin for you. I am so jazzed about Baltar’s latest transformation into religious messiah. Just when you think you know Baltar, he prays with more vigor than you thought possible, in a way you’ve never heard, with a sincerity I believe. James Callis, I want your baby too, count me in.

  • legion

    Ah, but Liam (should you ever return to read this comment, which seems unlikely), Baltar is a character without whom BSG would be dreck. He is so much at the heart of what the show is about, and whether you love him or hate him, his character is fantabulistic! -spoiler-who else could go from trial to harem of hot women guardian chicks who will club someone over the noggin for you. I am so jazzed about Baltar’s latest transformation into religious messiah. Just when you think you know Baltar, he prays with more vigor than you thought possible, in a way you’ve never heard, with a sincerity I believe. James Callis, I want your baby too, count me in.

  • Liam J.

    Without reading your spoiler part, I will accept what you say, James.

  • Liam J.

    Without reading your spoiler part, I will accept what you say, James.

  • El Cliff

    I really think that season 4, in large part, is going to come down to one simple choice…both Baltar and Starbuck appear to be prophets…which one is false, and which one does the majority of the fleet choose to follow? Okay, so TWO choices, then.

  • El Cliff

    I really think that season 4, in large part, is going to come down to one simple choice…both Baltar and Starbuck appear to be prophets…which one is false, and which one does the majority of the fleet choose to follow? Okay, so TWO choices, then.

  • Chad

    Figuring out who is the “true” prophet is easy. Which of the two has had sex with more people? Answer that and you have your prophet!

  • Chad

    Figuring out who is the “true” prophet is easy. Which of the two has had sex with more people? Answer that and you have your prophet!

  • El Cliff

    Actually…between those 2, that’s not such an easy thing to figure out…

  • El Cliff

    Actually…between those 2, that’s not such an easy thing to figure out…